h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me and several of my associates have had an idea fro an interesting experiment. Normally, people go for a night out at the pub and drink lots of alcohol until they fall over or loose their ability to make any sort of sense. I have done this myself. But something that I would like to raise the money to try is a night out drinking gallons of cofee and see if I can get into a similar state. This is largely brought on by places doing near pints of cofee, think about it, after 7 or 8 pints someone starts talking about shots and before you know it you're lining up the double expressos.

Hey, this has to be a great idea! Let me know when you do decide to
do it, because I would love to watch! It sounds interesting, which is
hard to find in this town where i currently take up living space and
breathe air.

When I try it is largely based on when I have money and when I am with people who won't laugh at the Idea but won't take offence if I compare Mocha to a girly alcoholic beverage. (No offence to mocha, I like it but I have to Uphold pub traditions)