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Munchkin Posted Oct 4, 1999
As progenitor (ooo hark at him!) of this list I would like a vote. I hearby give nil points to Norway, a five second time penalty to the French, 4 out of 6 (nice length, I just worry about the potential damage from a horse kick) to that last bowl, my PR vote to the Liberals and 10p for a cup of tea to that guy, hanging around the bus station.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
......So who's winning?
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Er ... when you said it wouldn't hurt, I take it you meant it wouldn't hurt Lochangel's hooves?! Studies have proved that impact damage over long periods gradually drives our spines inwards, leading to eventual rupturing of internal organs. So while you enjoy your sport, just consider the cost in hedgehog terms. AND you've just lost us our celebrity sponsors - the Budweiser lizards were right on the next plane back to the US the minute they heard about horses being involved. Well, you know how pissed they were about the frogs, and they could just see the same thing happening all over again. So all in all, I would say the first Open Hedgehog Bowling Championships has been a bit of a washout. But don't worry - the hedgehog brotherhood won't forget this. Someone will pay for these deeds.
* Exits, whistling Godfather theme, pausing only to call his mother.*
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Vestboy Posted Oct 6, 1999
What did I do?
*Pulls hermioine out of his vest pocket. Hermione is now four feet across and has spines like javelins.*
That Spiny chap has been saying horrid things about us, Hermione. What do you think we should do?
*Hermione starts to march determinedly after Spiny*
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Maisie Posted Oct 6, 1999
Oi! You leave Spiny alone, right? Or I'll have summink to say about it!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 6, 1999
I wonder what the RSPCA's stance is on all this?
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 6, 1999
Maisie! Thanks for caring! It all seemed to be going pear-shaped until you came back. (Don't get too attached, though - you know what they say: never wear mascara when you love a hedgehog 
) Actually Vestboy, you've misread the situation. Hermione is coming with me to the RSPCA offices and together we'll initiate the appropriate action against someone who allows horses to kick hedgehogs. I've seen that four-foot-with-javelin-spikes before - it's because her father had an unfortunate drunken liason with a decommissioned land mine.
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Vestboy Posted Oct 6, 1999
Foiled. I'll have to back to bear baiting, pheasant shooting and fox hunting.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 7, 1999
Don't forget cock fighting! Oh, I see you haven't.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 7, 1999
Vestboy, for heaven's sake, everyone's staring!
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Lochangel Posted Oct 7, 1999
All over to my page for a mouse-warming party and naming session for the little cherub!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 8, 1999
*very quietly and discreetly* You've forgotten to put your y-fronts on.
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Munchkin Posted Oct 8, 1999
Thank God he wears his clothes Superman Style that is all I can say.
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Vestboy Posted Oct 8, 1999
Erm. Actually I don't. Omigod - where are the ferrets? They'll be panicking!
Quick everyone stop looking at my wedding tackle and get the y-fronts! Those ferrets will be in major distress by now.
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Hydrogenoid Posted May 12, 2000
Well... There is another matter....
Will it be possible to use the metric system ?
Or maybe, to use special hedgehogs, with an included conversion system ?
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- 101: Munchkin (Oct 4, 1999)
- 102: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 103: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 104: Vestboy (Oct 6, 1999)
- 105: Maisie (Oct 6, 1999)
- 106: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 6, 1999)
- 107: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Oct 6, 1999)
- 108: Vestboy (Oct 6, 1999)
- 109: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Oct 7, 1999)
- 110: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 7, 1999)
- 111: Lochangel (Oct 7, 1999)
- 112: Vestboy (Oct 7, 1999)
- 113: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 8, 1999)
- 114: Munchkin (Oct 8, 1999)
- 115: Vestboy (Oct 8, 1999)
- 116: Hydrogenoid (May 12, 2000)
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