h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Surely it isnt very fair to the tree just to takl 2 it to pick up chicks/blokes? (by chicks i meant gals, but if any unfortuant fledglings have a home in the tree then mayb them 2)
back 2 my point, just imagine how this tree feels. it is standing there all alone when some nice person decideds to takl to it. now its feelin like a specially lucky tree to have found an interesting friend to talk with. (i hope you're imagining all this from the trees point of view as we go along!) now along comes another person, by this point the tree is feein on top of the world, and joins the conversation. @ which point both the trees new found friends go off together, without so much as a farewell & leave him all alone again.

while i must congratulate u 4 findin such an ingenious method of gettin a date i feel it is my duty to point out that all this can emotionally scare a tree for life. so next time u use as tree this way dont 4get to go back @ some later date and thank it. (christmas cards r not really a good idea as u could b sendin it its own family mashed up as coloured pulp.)

luv a naturally-concerned omylouse

You should note that the editor of this entry is The Dancing Tree. If anyone knows how to treat a tree, it should be him (and all the other trees as well). Therefore, he probably edited out anything that could be harmful towards trees. The logical consequence of this is that a tree won't mind if someone speaks to it only for a while to pick up people. It might even be slightly amused.

good point. i only thought i should mention it incase people thought that tree they were using to pich people up was without feelings.
i can see how a tree could b amused by this perculiar behaviour. i think i would b 2 if i saw any1 doing that! good way 2 break the ice i s'pose...or end up in the loony bin! i already got sum1 tryin 2 put me away so i think i'll jus converse wiv my leafy friends in private!

luv an omylouse on the run!

Omylouse neither me or my two brothers are really tryin 2 get u institutionalized, were more than happy 4 u 2 recieve treatment in the community, then my bro's will be able to make sure you take your medication

Omylouse neither me or my two brothers are really tryin 2 get u institutionalized, were more than happy 4 u 2 recieve treatment in the community, then my bro's will be able to make sure you take your medication

i think i will run away & b a tree 2!

please starfire, dont let him take me away! the men in white coats scare me! please???!!!

oh, & do u av another bananananana? they're yummy!

don't worry. they may be wearing white trenchcoats, but i'm
wearing a black trenchcoat so they'll just run when they see
me b/c people are idiots and are afraid of a black piece of
cloth.

oh yeah, here's a batch.

*takes banananana. starts munching*

mmm.....this is good. thanx!

eating bananananananan(umm... how does this end?)anananan(oh yes)anas is a sure sign of mental illness, i should know i eat them all the time

i dunno bout illness, that kinda implies theres a cure. i think jus mental describes u best! (but not flippin' mental, that is reserved 4 me & claire! hee hee!)

ps - dont eat 2 many bananananananananananas, they is fattening!

*reaches 4 another*

oh well, virtual bananananananananas is probably ok

on a close subject, has anyone noticed how good banana creme pie is? and not just bannana crem either, but pies in general

never had good banana creme pie, i feel deprived

but pies can b good

damn, i've never had that banana pie stuff either....
oh well.

hello
nice 2 c this place isnt entirely dead yet!
i think ricecake should giv us d recipe! please?

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