A Conversation for Hyperons: Part of the Sub-Atomic World

Novels

Post 41

FordsTowel

Need it contribute?

We were never actually exposed to the Big Bang Burger Bar, and Milliways seemed just a convenient way of getting the gang and Marvin back together long enough to 'borrow' a new piece of transportation. It could be merely mentioned, and described in a 'guide' entry; or, if opportunity presents itself, be a way of disposing of unwanted baggage.

It's certainly worth keeping as a potential humour point.

smiley - towel


Novels

Post 42

Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562

What about Marvin jokes? Surely there can't be that many more funny things to say about a depressed robot?


Novels

Post 43

FordsTowel

[voice of Marvin]

Funny? Who ever said I was funny?

How could I possibly be funny with these painful diodes down my left side?

Shall I had funny to my programming?

There's a cliff here. Would you find it funny if I just stepped off of it? Would you like me to do that? Just a moment....Shtep-clunk, ..Shtep-clunk, ..Shtep-clunk, ..Shtep-clunk, ....

*-SHhhhhhhhhrrrrrrraaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwhump-*


Novels

Post 44

Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562

Brilliant. You think of everything! In that case, what about Zaphod jokes? Surely there can't be that many more humorous things to say about somebody with two heads?


Novels

Post 45

FordsTowel

[voice of Arthur]
You really do think a lot of yourself, Zaphod?

It must be embarrasing for you when someone walks in while one head is reading poetry to the other.

[voice of Trillian]
I don't know which of your faces to slap first!


Novels

Post 46

FordsTowel

PS: Glad you liked the Marvin bit. smiley - biggrin

smiley - towel


Novels

Post 47

FordsTowel

If Zaphod should find he enjoys having his heads kiss one another, would that indicate that he is gay?? Just a random thought.

smiley - towel


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