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Table Manners

Life's a peach.


You could be polite, I suppose,


And mop up the juices as you go.


Or you could bite right into it


And chew and enjoy the


Succulence dribble over your chin


And all down your wrists to


Your elbows. You could even


Lick yourself clean instead of


Using a tissue afterwards.


Life's a peach.


And then you die.


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