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Secret Rendezvous

Post 161

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*still entangled with sea Red Dog struggles over to the Gulf War display and sticks a mustache, large nose and beret on her turning her into Seadam Hussein smiley - winkeye*


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Post 162

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[CR Atmos] :

Does anyone mind if I melt a few of these statues?


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Post 163

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - devilsmiley - ghostwhispers a spell...
Statue of wolfman animates. Looks at BBW. "Nice threads, dude."
Statue of the mummy animates. smiley - grr and reaches out for Saturn Girl..
Statue of the Dracula smiley - vampire animates and begins stalking Sargent mushroom.(He's gone vegitarian).

All of the statues begin to animate....

smiley - ghostoops. Looks like I may have overdone it a little.(Animated statue of Sweeny Todd comes up behind smiley - ghost, sharpening his knives. The sound of a meat grinder is heard in the background...) Clipboard, maybe you'd better melt one or two...


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Post 164

soeasilyamused, or sea

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

*sea grabs some bushy eyebrows and a cigar, and adds them to her disguise, then wiggles them a-la groucho marx*

smiley - winkeye


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Post 165

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghostsmiley - laugh That's the strangest stranger I ever saw!
*looks around* Where'd sea go?
*edges away from Sweeny Todd*


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Post 166

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[CR Atmos] :

This is one the parts of my job that I enjoy the most.

[A Robotic arm carying an blow torch reaches out from under the CR tmos's armor segments, and let's the smiley - vampire taste a combustive jet of pain.]

[CR Atmos] :

smiley - biggrin I've got a couple more torches if anyone else wants to join in...

[The smiley - vampire kind of staggers around, melting and looking depressed.]


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Post 167

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost poor vampire.smiley - biggrin


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Post 168

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*looks at smiley - vampire*

Eep.smiley - erm

*tries to sidle away while still attached to UH, who doesn't budge*

Got one of those torches, CR?


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Post 169

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[CR Atmos] :

Sure.

[Hands a blowtorch to SM]


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Post 170

soeasilyamused, or sea

*takes advantage of momentary mee-lee (however THAT is spelled!) and jumps into the marx brothers exhibit, pushing groucho out of the way and taking his place*


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Post 171

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost
smiley - yikes "The hostage is missing!!!"
*Looks around, Bumps into Groucho#1, passes him, glances around, leans on Groucho#2, perplexed.*
"Where'd she go???"


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Post 172

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*disguised as Chico*

Psssst! Don`t-a worry-a ! She`s-a with-a me ! Quicka putta ona disa wig and taka da horn. You can be Harpo smiley - winkeye


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Post 173

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[CR Atmos] :

I'd disguise myself as Zeppo... But what's the use? Anyone can see through a disguise on me.


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Post 174

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghostin a blonde, curly wig...

*honk*


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Post 175

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[The CR Atmos puts on a derby hat and a little mustache, then grabs a cane with a robotic arm that extends from under it's segments. It says "I'm Charlie Chapman!" and then stops talking.]


Secret Rendezvous

Post 176

soeasilyamused, or sea

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

*notices chico moving, decides to make a smiley - run for it*

*takes off towards the costumes department, turns corner, and jumps into a bin of costumes*


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Post 177

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*uses torch on smiley - vampire, melting it into nothing*

*looks round suddenly*

Hey- where'd Sea go?smiley - erm


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Post 178

Busterbone

**Defective Memory alert**

I think it was a quote from the Marx Bros movie "At the RaCES"

"Groucho: This last clause?? Thats a standard clause in contracts. Its a sanity clause.

Chico: You can't fool me theres no such person as Sanity Clause!"

This is Busterbone signing off until next year. I hope Sanity Clause brings you all lots of presents.


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Post 179

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost Sanity, on this thread, I Think Not!!!
*activates the insanity clause, and it's back to business as usual*

*honkhonkhonkhonk!!!*smiley - run after sea.


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Post 180

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*smiley - run after ex-, dragging UH along after her*


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