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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 22, 2001
*still entangled with sea Red Dog struggles over to the Gulf War display and sticks a mustache, large nose and beret on her turning her into Seadam Hussein *
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 22, 2001
[CR Atmos] :
Does anyone mind if I melt a few of these statues?
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 22, 2001
whispers a spell...
Statue of wolfman animates. Looks at BBW. "Nice threads, dude."
Statue of the mummy animates. and reaches out for Saturn Girl..
Statue of the Dracula animates and begins stalking Sargent mushroom.(He's gone vegitarian).
All of the statues begin to animate....
oops. Looks like I may have overdone it a little.(Animated statue of Sweeny Todd comes up behind , sharpening his knives. The sound of a meat grinder is heard in the background...) Clipboard, maybe you'd better melt one or two...
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Dec 22, 2001
*sea grabs some bushy eyebrows and a cigar, and adds them to her disguise, then wiggles them a-la groucho marx*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 22, 2001
That's the strangest stranger I ever saw!
*looks around* Where'd sea go?
*edges away from Sweeny Todd*
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 22, 2001
[CR Atmos] :
This is one the parts of my job that I enjoy the most.
[A Robotic arm carying an blow torch reaches out from under the CR tmos's armor segments, and let's the taste a combustive jet of pain.]
[CR Atmos] :
I've got a couple more torches if anyone else wants to join in...
[The kind of staggers around, melting and looking depressed.]
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 22, 2001
*looks at *
Eep.
*tries to sidle away while still attached to UH, who doesn't budge*
Got one of those torches, CR?
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 22, 2001
[CR Atmos] :
Sure.
[Hands a blowtorch to SM]
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Dec 22, 2001
*takes advantage of momentary mee-lee (however THAT is spelled!) and jumps into the marx brothers exhibit, pushing groucho out of the way and taking his place*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 22, 2001
"The hostage is missing!!!"
*Looks around, Bumps into Groucho#1, passes him, glances around, leans on Groucho#2, perplexed.*
"Where'd she go???"
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 23, 2001
*disguised as Chico*
Psssst! Don`t-a worry-a ! She`s-a with-a me ! Quicka putta ona disa wig and taka da horn. You can be Harpo
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 23, 2001
[CR Atmos] :
I'd disguise myself as Zeppo... But what's the use? Anyone can see through a disguise on me.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 23, 2001
[The CR Atmos puts on a derby hat and a little mustache, then grabs a cane with a robotic arm that extends from under it's segments. It says "I'm Charlie Chapman!" and then stops talking.]
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Dec 23, 2001
*notices chico moving, decides to make a for it*
*takes off towards the costumes department, turns corner, and jumps into a bin of costumes*
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Busterbone Posted Dec 23, 2001
**Defective Memory alert**
I think it was a quote from the Marx Bros movie "At the RaCES"
"Groucho: This last clause?? Thats a standard clause in contracts. Its a sanity clause.
Chico: You can't fool me theres no such person as Sanity Clause!"
This is Busterbone signing off until next year. I hope Sanity Clause brings you all lots of presents.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 24, 2001
Sanity, on this thread, I Think Not!!!
*activates the insanity clause, and it's back to business as usual*
*honkhonkhonkhonk!!!* after sea.
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- 161: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 22, 2001)
- 162: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 22, 2001)
- 163: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 22, 2001)
- 164: soeasilyamused, or sea (Dec 22, 2001)
- 165: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 22, 2001)
- 166: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 22, 2001)
- 167: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 22, 2001)
- 168: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 22, 2001)
- 169: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 22, 2001)
- 170: soeasilyamused, or sea (Dec 22, 2001)
- 171: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 22, 2001)
- 172: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 23, 2001)
- 173: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 23, 2001)
- 174: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 23, 2001)
- 175: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 23, 2001)
- 176: soeasilyamused, or sea (Dec 23, 2001)
- 177: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 23, 2001)
- 178: Busterbone (Dec 23, 2001)
- 179: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 24, 2001)
- 180: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 25, 2001)
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