h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Brethren, Sistren, and Fellow Sentients of the Milky Way:

We Hitchhikers have heads full of arcane ideas. That's just the way we think. For example, in the middle of church service this morning, just as the congregation were singing,

'Who has held the oceans in His hands?
Who has numbered every grain of sand?'

An angel was singing in *my* head,

'Who solves Banach-Tarski's paradox?
Who can locate all the unpaired socks?

Personally, I feel people would have these sorts of spiritual insights more often if they'd keep in mind that worship is singing *to* the Divine, and ask themselves,

'What would Jesus like to hear this morning?'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFvokQUHh08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGzD8DDxx0A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRDxpmV27p8

A presentation on the life, times, politics and literary community of Ralph Waldo Emerson at my church this morning.

I think Jesus would like to listen to Curtis Mayfield singing "Move On Up". I reckon he'd be a foot-tapper, too.