The Way of the Guide
The Way of the Guide- The one and only religion for the truly avid follower of the Guide.
Gods-
Arthur Dent
Ford Prefect
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Trillian
Marvin the Manically Depressed Robot
Prophet on Earth-
Douglas Adams
Disciples-
Josh Phelan (Czar Joshua)
Ryan Oot (Ooter)
Holy Book-
The Guide (AKA the collection of the 5 books in the series)
"The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."
The towel around the waist is our ceremonial robe, and the plastic beer-guzzling helmet is our official headgear.
Commandments-
1) Don't Panic
2) Have a towel available at all times
3) Do not cause harm to, or bother, a fellow disciple
4) Don't assume, it makes an ass out of you and me
5) 42
6) Don't be gay, unless you are female, then it is acceptable
This is just the beginning of this mainstream religion. To become a disciple, contact me. To just join the religion, you can contact me, but it is not necessary. Just read from the Guide and worship the Gods. And while you're at it, go to [URL removed by moderator] for all your printing and typesetting needs. (Hehe, cheap plug)
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
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| A fellow CNYer...any others out there? | Feb 27, 2000 | Aug 21, 2005 |
| A NYC Meetup anyone? | Oct 31, 2000 | Dec 18, 2000 |
| Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm | Apr 20, 2000 | No Replies |
| Not bad | Oct 19, 1999 | Jan 13, 2000 |
| Name the Sub-Community Editors | Nov 10, 1999 | Nov 23, 1999 |
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