Zak the Duck

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I get to use the computer for a change! How novel

I finally got back home in Manchester a few days ago, after leaving for London back in late June for the meetup, after taking a long detour via Edinburgh and East Lothian (a very nice place, you ought to visit it if you get the chance) with my friend Tracey. The trip home wasn't very pleasant, The nasty postman bashed my envelope about something chronic, and to make matters worse then posed me through a letterbox! Good job I'm very cuddly, otherwise I'd have got stuck

Anyhoo, I'm going to take a long earned break before embarking on some more adventures. I think I'll badger Croz into doing something like a website for me.

Yep I've got my bags packed and train ticket ready for a weekend of fun in the park with everyone else, then retiring to a nice watering hole to pick up a few chicks (for Croz actually, I realise he feels left out with me always getting the attention so I'd better send some nice ladies his way to make him feel better )

Actually my plan this time round is to try and get revenge on an unsuspecting italic who infamously goes by the moniker of Ashley, for his underhanded and evil plot to turn me into canard a l'orange back in January. I'm trying to think of a suitable meal he could be turned into, but I'm open to suggestions

Ok, tomorrow afternoon I'll get the pet organised so he's ready for the weekend too

In a daring escape a couple of days ago I sneaked into a bag filled with goodies (a mug, some pens and some T shirts), somehow I've managed to end up back home in Manchester

To make things even better, when I got home I found out that Croz had bought me some other nice presents, including a pair of sunglasses and a passport (just in case I decide to do any more galavanting around the world or get ducknapped again.

I've had enough excitement for a while now, I think I'll have a bit of a rest until the next London meet