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There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Dec 14, 2006
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Baconlefeets Posted Dec 14, 2006
There's not enough syllables! 
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 21, 2006
What song did you get?
Last Christmas I gave you my flants
But the very next day you gave it away.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Baconlefeets Posted Dec 21, 2006
Can't remember.
He came down to earth from heaven,
Who is God and Lord of flants.
Hello!
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 21, 2006
Ding dong! verily the sky
Is riv'n with flants singing.
Hello yourself!
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Baconlefeets Posted Dec 21, 2006
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the flants last night
Ants shouldn't be elongated.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 21, 2006
'Flants', they told me,
Pa-rum-pum-pum pum.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 21, 2006
He knows if you've been bad or flants,
So be flants for goodness' sake.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Baconlefeets Posted Dec 21, 2006
So this is Xmas,
And what have you done,
Another flants over
And a new one just begun.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 21, 2006
And so this is Xmas,
I hope you have flants.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Baconlefeets Posted Dec 21, 2006
Flants, Flants,
Flants, Flants.
*That's* my favourite Christmas song.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 23, 2006
It was Flantmas Eve, babe, in the flants tank...
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Baconlefeets Posted Dec 23, 2006
Are you frunk?
*clicky*
Flants, Flants,
Flants, Flants
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 23, 2006
Who'd've frunk it? 
fords was moaning and sighing and tutting at the Top Of The Pops 2 Flantsmas special earlier. Mind you, I can see her point. Cliff Richard always has to ruin it for everybody.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Baconlefeets Posted Dec 23, 2006
I was gonna watch that. I think I fell asleep instead.
Was it the mistletoe and wine sway dance? What's wrong with that? 
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 23, 2006
Not even! It was his new one, which appears to be all about texting Santa and getting new fangled things like DeeVeeDoos and portable telephonic communication units for Christmas.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Baconlefeets Posted Dec 23, 2006
I didn't know he had a new one. Is it worse than that flying through the air thingie video he did a couple of years ago?
What's wrong with texting Santa?
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 23, 2006
When you get to his age you start to develop a deep mistrust of modern technology. Like telephones.
And they played Mull O' F'kintyre as well. That's not a Christmas song!
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Baconlefeets Posted Dec 24, 2006
Shouldn't Santa be in a mobility scooter to deliver prezzies by now?
As long as they didn't play Winslet ... I don't know why the ellipses.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 24, 2006
I saw Winslet on one of the so-called "music channels" earlier. 
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There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift they'll get this year is flants.
- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 14, 2006)
- 2: Baconlefeets (Dec 14, 2006)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 21, 2006)
- 4: Baconlefeets (Dec 21, 2006)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 21, 2006)
- 6: Baconlefeets (Dec 21, 2006)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 21, 2006)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 21, 2006)
- 9: Baconlefeets (Dec 21, 2006)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 21, 2006)
- 11: Baconlefeets (Dec 21, 2006)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 23, 2006)
- 13: Baconlefeets (Dec 23, 2006)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 23, 2006)
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- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 23, 2006)
- 17: Baconlefeets (Dec 23, 2006)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 23, 2006)
- 19: Baconlefeets (Dec 24, 2006)
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