Posted Jan 15, 2003
My trousers won't fit around my waist ALREADY! My belt is causing folds to appear. I didn't think it would be that quick.
Wife has decided that I'm not getting enough to eat and that I won't lose weight because I'm not a follower of Weightwatchers.
Latest reply: Jan 15, 2003
The New Year (2003)
Posted Jan 1, 2003
LOOSE 28LBS OF FAT (other than loss of head)
BE A NICER PERSON (other than loss of head)
Sort of resolutions
Keep up the progress on H2G2 entries
Do something more frivolous entry-wise
Try to stop getting older mentally (body beyond hope)
Latest reply: Jan 1, 2003
Posted Nov 2, 2002
Since I'm feeling a little more confident, I've added a little more bulls**t about myself. It's all true, but I've kept THAT short too. You will have to wait for the autobiography for the rest of the gory details. Tough luck!
Latest reply: Nov 2, 2002
Posted Oct 19, 2002
This is great! I can get all the things I disliked about the Army off my chest. Or should that be - record thoughts and reality that no one else has recorded?
Think I'll go for the latter - it'll confuse the educated.
The others will know what I mean.
Latest reply: Oct 19, 2002
Posted Sep 15, 2002
I cannot see 'Great Army Underwear' taking off, but after BOOTS what else do I need to tell the world?
Latest reply: Sep 15, 2002