Who?

My trousers won't fit around my waist ALREADY! My belt is causing folds to appear. I didn't think it would be that quick.

Wife has decided that I'm not getting enough to eat and that I won't lose weight because I'm not a follower of Weightwatchers.



Poppycock!

Resolutions
LOOSE 28LBS OF FAT (other than loss of head)
BE A NICER PERSON (other than loss of head)

Sort of resolutions
Keep up the progress on H2G2 entries
Do something more frivolous entry-wise
Try to stop getting older mentally (body beyond hope)

Since I'm feeling a little more confident, I've added a little more bulls**t about myself. It's all true, but I've kept THAT short too. You will have to wait for the autobiography for the rest of the gory details. Tough luck!

This is great! I can get all the things I disliked about the Army off my chest. Or should that be - record thoughts and reality that no one else has recorded?

Think I'll go for the latter - it'll confuse the educated.

The others will know what I mean.

I cannot see 'Great Army Underwear' taking off, but after BOOTS what else do I need to tell the world?