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Evil of the Ages: Azshardalone's Hoard

You guys all got your exps from the text messages that I sent you on Monday night, so I'll just give you a rundown of the treasure that your last bout of desperate heroics won you. I there are any items that you need a description of just drop me a line and I'll extrapolate for you.

-40,000gps
-20 gems totaling 16,500gps value
-Wand of Levitate (31 charges)
-Ring of Chameleon Power
-Ring of Elemental Command (Air)
-Staff of the Woodlands
-Rod of Lordly Might
-Helm of Telepathy
-Horn of Valhalla (Bronze)
-Cloak of Elvenkind
-Scabbard of Keen Edges
-Quiver of Elhonna
-Heward's Handy Haversack
-Wings of Flying (blue feathered)
-Shocking Burst Long Spear +3
-Spell Storing Iron-shod Quaterstaff +3
-Large Steel Shield of Minor Fortification +4

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Latest reply: Apr 30, 2003

Sting to join WWE?

Rumours are circulating that former WCW champion Sting (real name Steve Borden) may be on the verge of signing a contract to wrestle in the WWE. The veteran performer is seemingly willing to work for the promotion when his commitments to the WWA organisation were over in the late summer of this year. Since his Time Warner contract had expired, Sting had worked sporadically for the WWA and Ted "Million Dollar Man" Dibiase's independant christian wrestling promotion but had seemed to show little interest in returning to wrestling full-time.

Even if he does decide to sign for the WWE, it still remains to be seen as to how Sting will react to the often lurid and tasteless angles that the promotion has always fallen back on when ratings flagged in the past. A man of deep religious convictions, one wonders how Sting would feel appearing on programming that featured such angles as "HLA" (or "Hot Lesbian Action," as the WWE call it).

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Latest reply: Apr 24, 2003

WWE & Jeff Hardy Part Company

Official WWE sources have announced that the younger Hardy brother has ended his realtionship with the organisation. Online sources speculate that Hardy's motivation in this move was to allow him to persue his musical interests and that even though the NWA:TNA promotion has already made an attempt to sign him to a contract, it is uncertain as to whether Jeff even wishes to continue his career in sports entertainment at the current time. Sources also suggest that the move was initiated by Hardy himself, claiming that WWE management asked the wrestler to stay on in light of his popularity with their teenage female fan demographic.

As a tag-team, Jeff and his elder brother Matt held both the WWE and the now defunct WCW tag championships, the former on numerous occasions. In their time as singles wrestlers both also held singles titles, Jeff's highest accolade being a short reign as WWE Intercontinental champion (an auspicious title which has since been retired). Though many speculated that Jeff was destined to become the more sucessful of the two with a high-flying in-ring style and flambouyant persona, in recent months the persistant strain under which his matches had put his body seemed to show as he performed in what looked like a constant state of discomfort.

Leaving the ring here and now for however long it takes may be the most sensible thing that Jeff Hardy could have done. The time away from the punishing schedule on the WWE's Raw programme will allow his body to heal and his mind to dwell upon what direction his career will take from here.

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Latest reply: Apr 24, 2003

F.A.F. Awards March 2003: The Inaugeral Edition

As a emminently qualified pundit on many, many subjects I will from here on be offering on the first of each month an award to the member of the opposite sex whom I feel deserves recognition for nothing more than drawing breath and exisiting in the public eye. So here goes...

The winner of the Inaugeral F.A.F. Award is:

ALISON HANNIGAN

Outshining Sarah Michelle Gellar at every turn.

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Latest reply: Feb 28, 2003

An Unfitting Return for Chris Kanyon

At the moment it seems that the WWE have the opposite midas touch in even greater spades than usual. Everything that the management touch seems to immediatley loose any sheen it had and turn into a mundane lump of crap. Last week saw the return of Kanyon to Smackdown dressed as Alexis Arquette's Boy George loving character from "The Wedding Singer." After all the time Kanyon spent on the shelf recovering from an injury that he gained in a WWE ring, that is the best they can come up with for his comeback?

I shudder to think what's next.

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