All aboard for Snot City.
Posted Apr 3, 2003
ill yesterday ...... mucus and sputum exploding from sinus cavitys with such force and volume that chocking fits and coughing spells are order of the day.
ill today ........
Off work tomorrow as well ........ and beyond?
to anyone that I owe postings, email, snail-mail .... normal service will be resumed on monday.
Latest reply: Apr 3, 2003
Animal Hell !
Posted Mar 24, 2003
As the weather was fine this weekend, mrsthewife and I decided to take babydogmonkey to a farm which had a little petting corner for kiddies........... cue images of baby lambs being bottle-fed and lots of bunnys for our little one to cuddle.
We set off, blissfully unaware of how our trip would end up!
In retrospect, the clues were all there as we parked our car. A huge car park greeted us in front of a building called "The Play Barn".
Inside, bedlam greeted us! An adventure playground in a barn complete with screaming children did not seem very animal friendly but we paid our entrance fee (£4 f*****g 50! each) and went through.
"The Rabbit Warren" seemed a good place to start ....... inside were these concrete cells each holding a rabbit hutch and one rabbit. We had hoped for a lovely garden area with free range bunnies hopping around ........ oh,we were stupid!!
"The Sheep Barn" did exactly what it said on the tin ....... a barn rammed full of sheep in a huge concrete pen, bleating thier bollocks off ........ kids came out crying due to the volume in there.
Needless to say, trips to "The Chicken Run", "The Pig Corner" and "Goat Enclosure" yeilded the same sad specimins.
The only way we will go again is if babydogmonkey wants to see any examples of battery farming!!
The next day we went to the park instead
Latest reply: Mar 24, 2003
LOTR - Finished story
Posted Feb 27, 2003
Anyone wishing to view my sensitive and delicate re-working of LOTR competition, please go to A956072
Latest reply: Feb 27, 2003
Posted Feb 4, 2003
For those of you who wish to partake in re-writing and f*****g up a chapter of Lord of The Rings, a'la "Cut'n'Paste Mills and Boon" go to A956072
Those of you with better things to do - you lucky people!
Latest reply: Feb 4, 2003
My first Guide Entry.
Posted Dec 20, 2002
Just submitted my first ever guide entry on:- how to improve the Mills & Boon books to peer review.
I have high hopes.....after all, my Guitar guide for the Post had almost 1 (one) reply, so I know I'm on the right track!
Still can't decide how to do my punk entry - a factual thing will be quite dry and boring but what the guide is looking for..... might just do personal account of all the bands, experiences and fights I had during '77-'78 .
A lot of work, so I might not!
Latest reply: Dec 20, 2002