By way of an introduction...
I trust you are well.
I work on telecommunications databases, which essentially means that I get paid for Appearing To Know What I'm Doing. I also have several hobbies, and can often be seen riding a light motorcycle extremely poorly around the Home Counties.
I once had a budgerigar thrown at me as I tried to slope away from a tussle after the West Ham v Everton FA Cup Quarter Final in March 1991. It was around this time that I set my own donkey jacket aflame with a signal flare I was holding aloft, while imitating the exotic displays given by football fans on the continent. My legs once appeared on a documentary about London buskers.
Due to a horrific childhood accident, I have no starsign.
I've got a dog, Buster, who's really funny. Not witty as such, just generally amusing.
If you're an inexpert motorcyclist, the owner of a droll pet, or Appear To Know What You're Doing, drop me a line.
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