Haiku challenge!
Post 1
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Started conversation Dec 16, 2000
Yes, boys and girls, I have been inspired! Nick O'Teen has introduced me to the art of the Haiku, and now there's no stopping me!
Yes, you too can contribute to the exciting world of Haiku. I'll start (I warn you, I'm still having trouble with the syllable count, so don't expect the darn thing to work). Here's the Haiku rules. The lines have to be Five syllables, seven syllables, and five syllables. Once you've shown yourself up to the challenge, post a topic for the next person to Haiku-ise!)
Haiku challenge me!
For I, once ignorant, now
am entranced by you
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Post 2
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Posted Dec 16, 2000
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Post 4
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Posted Dec 16, 2000
Driving in the snow
Is a problem where I live
As there is no snow!
Formula one racing cars 
, 
or 
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Post 6
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Posted Dec 17, 2000
That was funny!
Household cleaner do
Your work, for I would rather
Not do it for you.
Elephant toenails
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Post 7
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde
Posted Dec 18, 2000
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Post 8
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Posted Dec 18, 2000
Ahem. OK, here we go
They come in many
Shapes and patterns but in my
kid's hands, all make mess!
Hmm, didn't actually get the WORDS rubber stamps in there, but it's all about them.
How about:
Deep sea diving
, or
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Post 9
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde
Posted Dec 19, 2000
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Post 10
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Posted Dec 19, 2000
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Post 11
Posted Dec 19, 2000
I've got four cases
but still, there's no such thing as
having too much beer.
Rush hour traffic...
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Post 12
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde
Posted Dec 19, 2000
WOW!!! Those last two were most excellent...
And not being a driver, I should probably abstian from trying Rush Hour traffic, alas!!! What the heck!!! 
Standing still-- I
Fear I will never arrive
Stupid car pileup!!!
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Post 16
Posted Dec 19, 2000
There seems to have been
some simulposting just there
so I shall do Nick's
I watched channel four
last night and guess what was on
American sitcoms
Next topic: still mountains
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Post 17
Posted Dec 19, 2000
Write about mountains?
Your sitcom haiku had too
many syllables
Did I just kill two birds with one stone there?
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Post 19
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde
Posted Dec 20, 2000
Wise men dare to say
He who standeth on toilet
Is higheth on pot!!!
I wanna do the mountains, too!!!
Wow... that sounds bad...
Hee he heee...
Next topic!?: dusting polish
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