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HUGS :-)

Ive got my room back smiley - hug

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Depressing :-(

Ive just realised Im 20 years old this year smiley - sadface half way to 40!!

HELP!!!!!

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Latest reply: Jan 18, 2001

Ouch!!

smiley - cry I got a paper cut and its sore smiley - sadface

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Latest reply: Jan 15, 2001

A joke

Im no good at remembering jokes smiley - sadface so heres one I heard earlier smiley - smiley

Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children.

Soon after the last child is born her husband dies.

A few weeks later she remarries and over the following years has another 22 children with her second husband.

After the last child is born her second husband also dies.

Within a month Maria is engaged to be married a third time.

Unfortunately she becomes very ill and dies.

At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her
coffin, looks up to the heavens and says, "At least, they're finally
together."

A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you
mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"

The priest says, "I mean her legs."

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Latest reply: Jan 15, 2001

Need a break

Ive only been back at work for 3 days and I already need a holiday smiley - sadface I cant get use to the early mornings again

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