Uncle Heavy [sic]

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Journal Entries

I no longer care

Posted May 2, 2005


women have finally finished me off. i wash my hands of the lot of you. you look as though youll be just as well off without me anyway.

Latest reply: May 2, 2005

a googlewhack with me in it

Posted Jun 3, 2004


over masters misanthropy

the first two words should be conflated before you do it. i am so cool.

Latest reply: Jun 3, 2004

radiohead...

Posted Nov 28, 2003


...were almost life changing. despite not playing creep, electioneering or drunken punch up ata wedding.

Latest reply: Nov 28, 2003

Coldplay and me

Posted Sep 24, 2003


my second coldplay related incident of the week! i went to saints v steaua bucharest (a team of dirty diving so and sos, natch. i know the son of a major shareholder, incidentally) and who was beside me in the quese for the turnstile, but the drummer from coldplay and HIS DAD. he was wearing a scarf and has the same phone as me. i was so excited.

Latest reply: Sep 24, 2003

Celebrity and my dad

Posted Sep 19, 2003


my dad was in the navy and good friends with a man who, it turns out, is the dad of the bassist fo coldplay. nice.

Latest reply: Sep 19, 2003