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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
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me and 4 mates were on holiday in Majorca years ago and this brit came up to one on them and "asked" in Spanish (as he was well tanned)my mate shook his head, then he spoke German, again mate shook head, this brit tried bits of other languages with much movement of arms/hands - finally mate said just talk bloody english and ask what tha wantsthe blokes face
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
just switched to pliny 
brunel crashed again
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
international rescue 
FAB! 
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jul 23, 2015
Yep. Your messages get received in many countries.
Even if we write them in English...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
I'll bet that microsofts "cortina" will not understand me, should I have it on
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jul 23, 2015
Never heard of it. But if it has voice recognition...bah, I hate it.
Elektra used to fight with 'Tom', the voice recognition software of Poland Spring bottled water. Poland Spring's in Maine, and we swore it only understood you if you talked in a Maine accent.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
http://www.google.co.uk/#q=microsoft+cortana&tbm=nws
err! nearly rightI got the CORT bit right
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
brunel back
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
post 21583do you use brunel then ?
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jul 23, 2015
Yeah. One, I'm blind. Two, I spend most of my time editing, so I need it.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
may I ask a personal question, do you have to use the magnifying set up on microsoft, to enlarge pages etc ?
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jul 23, 2015
Oh yeah, big-time. I'm usually about 200 percent or so.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
please don't think me as ignorant, but could a large monitor screen help, I've just moved from a 22inch to a 24inch screen
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jul 23, 2015
I've got a fairly big one - big enough.
My bro in law tried to give me a TV screen - huge thing.
I said no. 
I like to be closer to the text than that.
Besides, next Thursday, I have the laser surgery. After that, it should be better.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
On Thursdayyou will have the spiritual strength of the 
by your side
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jul 23, 2015
Thanks! 
That's good to know.
I've got to go now, supper's on its way. 
Take care, and enjoy yourself tomorrow! 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
I trust your doc's to do a good job
the health of a friend, even not met yet,is still very important to me. So even if long range, thoughts of well-being hold no boundaries
see you over the weekend
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 24, 2015
weather back to normal, cloudy and cooler, no rain yet though
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