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Pun in the Oven

Post 21561

ITIWBS

Back to western heroes for the '50s after school set, one wouldn't want to forget about 'Wild Bill Hiccup'.


Pun in the Oven

Post 21562

paulh, scolding the squirrels in the park

There were rodents in the Wild West, too.

Bat Masterson, for example.


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Post 21563

ITIWBS

Ach! Der fledermaus mit der groß hasslich spazierstock?


Pun in the Oven

Post 21564

paulh, scolding the squirrels in the park

Some day rising ocean levels may inundate the wild west. A new generation of desperadoes will arise, led by Billy the Squid.


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Post 21565

paulh, scolding the squirrels in the park

Those who wish to flee from underwater carnage will need to climb up on Dock Holliday.


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Post 21566

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

After searching for shells all day, I’m totally conched out.


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Post 21567

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The novel about a musician in treble was a real clef-hanger.


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Post 21568

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The author wasn't pleased to see a review of her book on cappuccino's. It said it was all froth and no substance.


Pun in the Oven

Post 21569

paulh, scolding the squirrels in the park

In today's news......

--Earthquakes in California. Geologists are blaming San Andreas, though she says it's not her Fault.

--Sinkholes have opened up in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre. Some tourists fallen into the Zasu Pitts and the Eddy Fissure. Police advise caution.


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Post 21570

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

smiley - oksmiley - wowGreat Pun Paulsmiley - cheers

The moose and the elk elked (eked) out a living at the a-moose-ment park.


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Post 21571

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The pool-e hustlers of Poole, dance to the hustle when they win a game and with their money from their wins, have pooled all their resources to form a Deadpool (merc with a mouth and a merc) fan club.


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Post 21572

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

toilets stolen from police station - clues, cops don't have anything to go onsmiley - erm


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