h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

but his wife didn't mind(4)

She enjoyed all the jig-a-jig-jiggin'(5)

there once was a lady from kent(1)

(There was a youg lady from Kent - 1)
Whose boyfriend's equipment was bent (2)

And to continue with BobCratchettsWife's posting 78 -

Fisherman George dropped his anchor (1)
And his shipmate reacted with rancour (2)

she cried out in pain(3)


they both nearly died(3)

Then said, "Do it again", (4)

Mate said, "You'd better hide" (4)

and in at an agle he went(5)


were stuck on this reef now you wan*er(5)

there once was a man from tyrone(1)

Who mistook a small rat for a 'phone. (2)

he painted it orange

(3)

Congratulations on choosing one of only 3 words in the Emglish language which has no rhyme!

Shall I have a go.....?

There was a young man from Tyrone (1)
Who mistook a small rat for a 'phone (2)
As he started to dial (3)

With mammilary style (4)

Caper Plip

there once was a man from Tyrone (1)
who mistook a small rat for a phone (2)
he painted it orange (3)
just for the challenge (4)

...
As he started to dial (3)
With mammilary style (4)
It bit him clear through to the bone (5)

orange=doorhinge

"he painted it orange
to match his doorhinge"

there was an old lady from khartoum(1)

Who made a javelin shaped like a spoon (2)

Caper Plip

There once was a man from Tyrone
Who mistook a small rat for a phone
He painted it orange
To match his doorhinge
So his numbers all came through 'unknown'