h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You might look forward to the weekend (1)
and write out the cards you will send (2)
but licking the back (3)
when you've got a big stack (4)

You might look forward to the weekend (1)
and write out the cards you will send (2)
but licking the back (3)
when you've got a big stack (4)
Is a pleasure which rapidly ends. (5)

Get your camera out, here comes the bride (1)

Get your camera out, here comes the bride (1)
And her father, who's all full of pride (2)

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Get your camera out, here comes the bride (1)
And her father, who's all full of pride (2)
But as for the groom (3)

Get your camera out, here comes the bride (1)
And her father, who's all full of pride (2)
But as for the groom (3)
He personified doom (4)

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Get your camera out, here comes the bride (1)
And her father, who's all full of pride (2)
But as for the groom (3)
He personified doom (4)
From the first second spent by her side. (5)

This world may be full of all sorts (1)

This world may be full of all sorts (1)
But come on, Bermuda shorts? (2)

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This world may be full of all sorts (1)
But come on, Bermuda shorts? (2)
Worn with tutu and shirt (3)

This world may be full of all sorts (1)
But come on, Bermuda shorts? (2)
Worn with tutu and shirt (3)
All covered with dirt (4)

This world may be full of all sorts (1)
But come on, Bermuda shorts? (2)
Worn with tutu and shirt (3)
All covered with dirt (4)
Should never accessorize warts. (5)

I could spend the night in a bar (1)

I could spend the night in a bar (1)
and drink golden ale from a jar (2)

I could spend the night in a bar (1)
And drink golden ale from a jar (2)
But instead I'll go home (3)

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I could spend the night in a bar (1)
And drink golden ale from a jar (2)
But instead I'll go home (3)
And wallow in foam (4)

I could spend the night in a bar (1)
And drink golden ale from a jar (2)
But instead I'll go home (3)
And wallow in foam (4)
As my house has a Jacuzzi/spa. (5)

Santa Claus is coming to town (1)

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Santa Claus is coming to town (1)
This year he'll be wearing a gown (2)

Santa Claus is coming to town (1)
This year he'll be wearing a gown (2)
His suit's at the dry cleaners (3)

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Santa Claus is coming to town (1)
This year he'll be wearing a gown (2)
His suit's at the dry cleaners (3)
It got pelted with weiners (4)

Santa Claus is coming to town (1)
This year he'll be wearing a gown (2)
His suit's at the dry cleaners (3)
It got pelted with weiners (4)
So it's dirty and smelly and brown (5)

Just six hundred miles from here (1)

Just six hundred miles from here (1)
I'll be making a stop for more beer (2)

Just six hundred miles from here (1)
I'll be making a stop for more beer (2)
I'll drink wine until then (3)

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