h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The sun up above is so bright (1)
I want to go out, fly a kite (2)

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The sun up above is so bright (1)
It me to sneezing a fright (2)

Aaargh!

The sun up above is so bright (1)
It set me to sneezing a fright (2)

Two on the go again:

The sun up above is so bright (1)
I want to go out, fly a kite (2)
But where is the wind? (3)

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The sun up above is so bright (1)
It set me to sneezing a fright (2)
When my hayfever's strong (3)

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The sun up above is so bright (1)
I want to go out, fly a kite (2)
But where is the wind? (3)
With Doldrums I'm twinned (4)


The sun up above is so bright (1)
It set me to sneezing a fright (2)
When my hayfever's strong (3)
It seems to be wrong (4)

The sun up above is so bright (1)
I want to go out, fly a kite (2)
But where is the wind? (3)
If my time I'm to spend (4)




The sun up above is so bright (1)
It set me to sneezing a fright (2)
When my hayfever is strong (3)
My head rings like a gong (4)

A on a !
You did that on purpose, didn't you?

The sun up above is so bright (1)
I want to go out, fly a kite (2)
But where is the wind? (3)
With Doldrums I'm twinned (4)
Fanning doesn't help it take flight. (5)

The sun up above is so bright (1)
It set me to sneezing a fright (2)
When my hayfever's strong (3)
It seems to be wrong (4)
That I sneeze out my mouth with a bite (5)

The sun up above is so bright (1)
I want to go out, fly a kite (2)
But where is the wind? (3)
If my time I'm to spend (4)
Outdoors keeping the string nice and tight (5)

The sun up above is so bright (1)
It set me to sneezing a fright (2)
When my hayfever is strong (3)
My head rings like a gong (4)
And my body feels woozy and light (5)


I want to write only one rhyme (1)

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I want to write only one rhyme (1)
You mean only one at a time? (2)

I want to write only one rhyme (1)
You mean only one at a time? (2)
That wish is surreal (3)

I want to write only one rhyme (1)
You mean only one at a time? (2)
That wish is surreal (3)
But if that's how you feel (4)

I want to write only one rhyme (1)
You mean only one at a time? (2)
That wish is surreal (3)
But if that's how you feel (4)
Try writing one rhyme without slime. (5)

Some people look silly in hats (1)

Some people look silly in hats (1)
I saw at sunset a bat (2)

Some people look silly in hats (1)
I saw at sunset a bat (2)
It was flying around (3)

Some people look silly in hats (1)
I saw at sunset a bat (2)
It was flying around (3)
Then fell to the ground (4)

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Some people look silly in hats (1)
I saw at sunset a bat (2)
It was flying around (3)
Then fell to the ground (4)
And got dragged away by a rat (4)

Some people look silly in hats (1)
I saw at sunset a bat (2)
It was flying around (3)
Then fell to the ground (4)
And got dragged away by a rat (5)

I'd bake bread but it's far too hot (1)

I'd bake bread but it's far too hot (1)
So I'll eat ice-cream from the pot (2)

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I'd bake bread but it's far too hot (1)
So I'll eat ice-cream from the pot (2)
I've just baked a loaf (3)

I'd bake bread but it's far too hot (1)
So I'll eat ice-cream from the pot (2)
I've just baked a loaf (3)
Perhaps I should go f- (4)

I'd bake bread but it's far too hot (1)
So I'll eat ice-cream from the pot (2)
I've just baked a loaf (3)
Perhaps I should go f- (4)
-er a walk or just run on the spot. (5)

I really could do with a fan (1)