A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 21

Gnomon - time to move on

I think it would be better, swl, if you gave us the answers, but didn't tell us which questions they were the answers to.smiley - smiley


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Post 22

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

Answer them in random order, as wellsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 23

Secretly Not Here Any More

And if you deliberately answered at least one of them right... smiley - winkeye


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Post 24

swl

smiley - laugh


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Post 25

Secretly Not Here Any More

Dear swl, can you answer this question for me please:

Does Colin Hendry still have nightmare about this at night, ye ken?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0NT6aUwN8c


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Post 26

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Are the stars out tonight?
Will the weather be cloudy or bright?


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Post 27

winternights

Dear Dr swl

What part of your body should you wash in the shower first?

Yours kindly, Confused


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Post 28

Deb

Are you really qualified to give out advise at this level? Someone could get hurt, or worse, have their tea ruined. Scrambled egg with beans on toast? Oh, no, no, no. It has to be fried. And the beans should have a good splash of worcester sauce.

Deb smiley - cheerup


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Post 29

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Dear Deb,

Actually, scrambled egg works quite well with beans on toast. Especially if you serve with crispy bacon.


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Post 30

Beatrice

Dear swl (or Mr D, I'm not fussy!)

How can I persuade my daughter that when she moves to London it would be much easier to move into the spare room her brother has available rather than trying to find somewhere on her own, especially whilst doing so from the wilds of Norn Irn. During the 'Lympics.


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Post 31

Geggs

Dear swl,

Do you have any tips on how to write a QotD?


Geggs


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Post 32

~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum

Dear swl,

What's it like to be famous?
Are you making any money out of it yet?

smiley - nur
~jwf~


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Post 33

winternights

Dear swl

I suffer from wind, is it better to burp, fart first, then apologise or apologise first then burb and fart.

Yours kindly, Confused


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Post 34

Sho - employed again!

(for the beans on toast debate: we had fried, nice and crispy round the edges. But we use Henderson's Relish in the beans, me being a good Sheffield girl an' all)


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Post 35

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I imagine that green beans and chunks of sausage would go well in scrambled eggs on toast. But what do I know? Does swl think it would work?


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Post 36

winternights

Dear swl

Thank you for your private response to post 27.

On taking your advice and washing my feet first. I duly slipped and had to have the soap removed from my person.
The doctors say I will recover but I need the name and address of your insurance company so that I may pursue a claim.

Yours sorely. Confused


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Post 37

Mu Beta

I have to say I'm utterly gutted that Ask Mr Dreadful died a quiet death the second time around.

(how's that for a sarky comment)

And...how do I spell unconscionable?

B


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Post 38

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

You spell it the way you just spelled it. :-0


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Post 39

atinythorn

Dear SWL,

Despite being on this site for nearly a month, I am regularly ignored.

What should I do?










Hello


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Post 40

Rosie




smiley - laugh





....who said that??......


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