A Conversation for Ask h2g2

What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18701

2legs; a thoroughly used sub sometimes with a purple collar, sometimes a black one.. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. incorruptible. - I am not a badger.

I blame 2legs for the dificulty of working out which item in my basket is not elilgible for free delivery, and for the hastle of trying to figure out which item to put in instead smiley - headhurts


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18702

Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book

I blame 2legs for my book. It's clearly his fault why it's such a pain in the arse to get it in an organised state for me to continue editing!


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18703

2legs; a thoroughly used sub sometimes with a purple collar, sometimes a black one.. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. incorruptible. - I am not a badger.

'organised state'? pah! throw it in any random order.... it'll make it more surreal if nothing else...... smiley - snorksmiley - silly

I blame 2legs for Body Shop coconut exfoliating body scrub. - I think I've fallen in love with it smiley - blushsmiley - loveblush

I also blame 2legs for quandrys over which flogger design to use for the first leather flogger I'm going to make...... and for the clear need to buy more leather to make more differnt designs for floggers.... smiley - bruised


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18704

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Soon to be Boss

I blame 2legs for smiley - headhurts neckhurts and shoulderhurts. Computers and microscope are not friends todaysmiley - sadface

smiley - dragon


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18705

2legs; a thoroughly used sub sometimes with a purple collar, sometimes a black one.. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. incorruptible. - I am not a badger.

I blame 2legs for distances meaning I can't be there, to give you a relaxing bubble-bath, and massage to help ease the shoulders/neck ache, and headache... smiley - sadfacesmiley - wah

I blame 2legs for 5 O-clock shaddows at 11 AM, due to my shaving in the evening rather than in the morning smiley - huhsmiley - dohsmiley - blush I also blame 2legs for my discovery that my 'ladyshave', although utterly useless on legs, actually works as a perfectly decent electric mens shaver smiley - laughsmiley - huh


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18706

Metal Chicken

I blame 2legs for melting the Freddo I was given at Font yesterday. Well it can't have been the cup of tea's fault, must have been 2legs...


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18707

2legs; a thoroughly used sub sometimes with a purple collar, sometimes a black one.. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. incorruptible. - I am not a badger.

Freddos! smiley - wahsmiley - cry Freddos! smiley - wahsmiley - crysmiley - grovel Freddos! smiley - crysmiley - cry not fair! I blame 2legs for my addiction to eating Freddos in the font smiley - wah


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18708

Cheerful Dragon

I'm blaming 2legs for h2g2 not being available to me for most of the day. I've not seen anything about it anywhere else. Nobody has explained it or accepted responsibility. It has to be 2legs' fault.smiley - winkeyesmiley - tongueout


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18709

Pastey

We're making sure we've found the correct cause of the issue, and that we've resolved it properly before putting out an announcement.

Suffice as to say, we blame 2legs smiley - winkeye


Key: Complain about this post

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more