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What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18601

BigAl Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

I blame 2legs for my keyboard playing up, causng me to make multiple typos.
I blame 2legs for everyone moaning about the heat.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18602

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I blame 2legs for how physically ill I've felt the last week, with the heat smiley - illsmiley - wah and for despite that, having a loverly week away, at William's, even if it was too hot to do a lot of the things we would have otterwise done smiley - handcuffssmiley - whistle

I blame 2legs for all the things I need to do this week, before I fly off too err, near the North Pole smiley - brr


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18603

The Thinker

I blame2legs for not being able to control my computer mouse due to the arthritis in my right hand and for not being able to understand my cat Simba is trying to say to me as I don't speak Cat.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18604

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

I blame 2legs for a 5 gallon bucket of blackberries and no jars.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18605

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

MMMM! blackberrys! smiley - droolsmiley - envy hmmm... that does seem quite a lot though smiley - laugh

I blame 2legs for mulpy weather and my not having a list of things I need to do before I fly, err, in about a week today... including... apparently... not having a list of when I'm flying smiley - laughsmiley - dohsmiley - erm err... Weds or Thurs... I@m sure it is... smiley - erm I blame 2legs for disorganiseation smiley - laugh


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18606

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

Well, we had 3 buckets for 4 people, y'see--2 empty ice cream buckets, and an empty 5 gallon bucket from a bakery (wonderful for storing animal food, bulk rice, what-have-you, even if I didn't get them for the price of a phone call and some washing up!) so of *course* we couldn't be done until the big bucket was full, could we?smiley - silly

That reminds me...

I blame 2legs for the fact that using a salt scrub on your feet when your hands are covered in thorn scratches is not an example of good decision making...


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18607

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

ooo!; like a salt body scrub/ecfoliating thing!; I bought some of that today... smiley - blush - mainly because it was in such a posh cool looking glass jar smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - blush I blame 2legs for my owning, and using far too many cosmetic/washing/moisturising thinggies smiley - blush


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18608

Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book

I blame 2legs for me not having a job. Come on RPS, you know you want to hire me really! smiley - biggrin


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18609

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

You've got to wait your turn!; I've not had a job since 2008! smiley - laughsmiley - blush Well... I might not be looking quite as hard as once I did smiley - blush

I blame 2legs for lethagy drawn from experience smiley - blushsmiley - sadface and for my imminant becomeing of a 'kept' person smiley - blushsmiley - divasmiley - blush


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18610

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a sub with a purple collar. Acting Boss, soon to be a real one.

I blame 2legs for pre vacation frenzy at w*rk... I've had a calm week and now, two days before vacation things sort of explode...

smiley - dragon


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18611

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I blame 2legs for 2legs not being there, to help ease the stress... smiley - whistlesmiley - winkeye

I also blame 2legs for laundry, housework, and unforeseen things I may as yet need to do before next wednesday/tuesday/thursday smiley - yikessmiley - handcuffs and for useless ladyshave-electric razors smiley - grrsmiley - blush


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18612

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I blame 2legs for the plate of cooked sausages, and cooked chicken breasts, cooling down in the kitchen smiley - drool and for my cunning plan to hard-boil a box of hen eggs smiley - zen I'm so organised I could re-brand myself as a compartmentalised eel-bucket err... smiley - huh or soemthing smiley - laugh


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18613

Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book

I blame 2legs for writing being hard.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18614

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I blame 2legs, for today, apprently, being #NationalOrgasmDay


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18615

Mr. Dreadful - Neurodiversity, chaos magick, and cake

I blame 2legs for the hypothetical possibility of More Than Just Friends and the sweet smile I got when I asked if she'd like to have lunch with me.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18616

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

ooooo! smiley - droolsmiley - goodluck

I blame 2legs for tiredness and the heat today, and general lazyness, and stuff that needs doing smiley - puffsmiley - sleepy


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18617

Mr. Dreadful - Neurodiversity, chaos magick, and cake

smiley - ta


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18618

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

smiley - magic - go for it.... regrette is only those things we never dared tried.... not those we tried, and recieved unforeseen consequences... In my experience anyhow smiley - blush Mind.... not saying its not got me into a lot of trubble, on the way smiley - laugh

I blame 2legs for how excited I am, over the new exfoliating salt-scrub stuff, in the cool glass jar, which I'm going to try tonight, in a moment, when I shower smiley - puff this heat smiley - puff its horrible smiley - yuk


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