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What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18821

Metal Chicken

I blame 2legs for rotten floorboards and builder being unavailable to fix root problem for ages


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18822

2legs "complete remission" ! - a thoroughly used sub. in a purple collar. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. incorruptible. - impervious to all known sanity. - cuddling a teddy. sometimes I am a cat.

I also blame 2legs for my floarboards... especially the varnished ones upstairs, specifically just outside teh bathroom, on the landing, where they are knackered due to having been taken up so many times, with pipe work etc being fixed... ; they're so damn noisey! and ... kinda broken... smiley - laugh

I also blame 2legs for waking up late... it oughta be only like nearly* midday.... lunch is gona be so late... smiley - doh


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18823

The Thinker

I blame 2legs for my lack of energy due to my heroic energetic dreams which involve characters from Harry Potter, Middle Earth and Marvel where everyone has mutant/inhuman/magical powers and dresses both in long flower elegant robes and spandex costumes where there are exciting battle with orcs, wargs, giant bats and spiders as well as the nazgul using magical and mutant/inhuman powers. I wake up more tired than when I went to bed because of these exhausting dreams.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18824

Cheerful Dragon

I blame 2legs for my lack of appetite over the past few days. Not only that, but when I did feel hungry today I struggled to finish a pizza that I normally wouldn't have any trouble with.


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