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What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18581

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I blame 2legs for the lack of blames too.... I also blame 2legs for stupid updates on the PC that won't install and stupid lefover files from uninstalls that won't let me delte them smiley - grrsmiley - geek


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18582

KB - he really is a groovy cat, he's a gentleman, a scholar and an acrobat!

I blame 2legs for the size of the menu in the local Chinese place. It takes so long to decide what you want that you're nearly dead with the hunger by the time you order.

Definitely a first world problem if ever there was one...


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18583

KB - he really is a groovy cat, he's a gentleman, a scholar and an acrobat!

Wah!!! I blame him for the fact that they close at 11.30 and it's 11.28 now. Better run! smiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - run


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18584

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a sub with a purple collar. Acting Boss, soon to be a real one.

I blame 2legs for hunger and tiredness. He should be here and feed me and tuck me in.

smiley - dragon


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18585

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I blame 2legs for my not being there, to cook and feed you.. and... do any other dutys as required of a purple-collared sub smiley - blushsmiley - whistle

I also blame 2legs for it being so damn hot here! smiley - wah and for the complexities of air travel, and what items one can and can't put in hand baggage smiley - handcuffs


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18586

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I blame 2legs for it being 9.40 AM... and already starting to get too hot... and, I further blame 2legs for my procrastinating over the idea to cook up a tray of chicken breasts, and sausages, now, before it gets way way way too hot, in order to have a bunch of ready cooked food, for the rest of teh week/weekend smiley - puffsmiley - flustered


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18587

Malabarista - now with added pony

I blame 2legs that I have a skype interview tomorrow, which means I need to tidy up at least one side of my bedroom (preferably the bit with the bookshelf, to make me look all intellectural smiley - geek) and find a clean blouse.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18588

Malabarista - now with added pony

I also blame 2legs for making me misspell "intellectual", which just makes me look stupid. smiley - winkeye


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18589

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

really?: so, if I mispel stpuid, do I look intelekatual? smiley - sillysmiley - goodluck HOpe the interview goes well... I did most of my job skype interviews barely dressed.... but they were only on voice, not with camras smiley - laughsmiley - blush

I blame 2legs for my not having had a job interview for ages, and my seemingly now being a 'kept boy' smiley - blushsmiley - handcuffssmiley - blush

I also blame 2legs for it being too hot today... and only just starting to cool a bit smiley - puff


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18590

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I blame 2legs for it being hot over night... my having to have the window open, in order to sleep, and the consequent noise that woke me circa 7 AM... smiley - sleepy I furthermore blame 2legs for my efficiency since waking, in both making coffee, and doing other useual morning things, plus boiling up a massive pan of new potatos, now, whilst its less hot and humid, so I've got food to eat for several days, without need to cook in the evening smiley - zensmiley - divasmiley - chef


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18591

The Thinker

I blame 2Legs for my lack of mutant powers and that I have not turned into an alien, nor have I able to recreate a perfect world where 50 percent of the worlds population have the magical powers as portrayed in Harry Potter. 25 percent of the world's population will be governed by the Ainur, Vala, Maia, and the other races who inhabit Arda will be times taller than J R R Tolkien portrayed them and they will be able to perform powerful magic; including the Hobbits of the Shires and Bree Town. 5 percent of the world will be inhabited by people with all kinds of superpowers which also include alien visitors from the Marvel universe, all this should have happened by now according to all the websites about the Mayan prophecies. Sadly all of this has not happened and top of it I feel very hot and tired due to the heat.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18592

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

smiley - hug and mutual smiley - flustered and smiley - headhurts at the heat today; horrible isn't it? smiley - flustered

I blame 2legs for my not being able to get the keyboard to work externally i via the OTG cable, on my phone, and for teh heat that is stopping me thinking about the problem/solution in a clear headed way.

I also blame 2legs for teh package/parcel that arrived this mornig... and my potentially haveing gone a bit OTT on how many smiley - erm condoms I bought smiley - laughsmiley - blush eitehr that ... or just overly-optamistic smiley - snorksmiley - roflsmiley - blush

but... mainly I lbame 2legs for the heat, and the non-arriving thunderstorm smiley - grovel


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18593

Tony "Dreadful" Curtis - Black Amps Tear the Sky

I blame 2legs for polyamory, polyarmoury, pollyamory, rolypolyamory, rolypoly pudding, and spotted dick.

Also for posting in the wrong thread by mistake.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18594

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I also blame 2legs for polyamory smiley - droolsmiley - droolsmiley - blush and for polymogamy smiley - huhsmiley - droolsmiley - drool and for my having two sub collars smiley - whistlesmiley - handcuffs

I also blame 2legs for somehow making me transfer money, into Swedish SEK, and transfer via paypal, without screwing it up smiley - wow I also blame 2legs that it was far far far too hot for me to make any sense of what charges this accrued smiley - snorksmiley - dohsmiley - handcuffs I blame 2legs for the heat... and it being too humid, and too hot, and all drippy... and for my not having gone to the shop earlier, when it were a bit cooler smiley - puff I don't know if I can face putting shoes on smiley - yuk


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18595

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a sub with a purple collar. Acting Boss, soon to be a real one.

I blame 2legs for the uncanny heat tormenting the Icy North presently.

I'm melting...

smiley - dragon


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18596

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

Hope it cools down by next month smiley - whistlesmiley - handcuffs

I blame 2legs for the unusual heat here, in the UK too smiley - puff

I also blame 2legs for teh dangerous unforeseen consequences of my sleeping, such as ingenious thoughts on unique leather flogger construction which enables the inclusion of more tails/falls than otterwise possible on the more typical designs I've seen smiley - whistle

I also blame 2legs for my not having any leather about with which to test out this idea ..... which is probably lucky really... smiley - bruisedsmiley - blush

I also blame 2legs for my seeming to have fallen into a sleeping patturn which involves me waking up really early smiley - doh


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18597

KB - he really is a groovy cat, he's a gentleman, a scholar and an acrobat!

I blame 2legs for the smell of the Chinese place up the street. It's impossible to resist!


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