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What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 1

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

What with all the Tony-ing going on, 2legs has forgotten who he is*. Given that he usualy gets blamed for everything anyway, I thought we could make a list of things to blame on him now, while he's trying to figure out who he is. Have it ready for him when he regains his senses.

So...what would *you* like to blame 2legs for?



*I told 2legs not to worry because we all know who he is, but that it's a secret for now - so don't spill the beans.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 2

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I for one blaime him for the cold war.


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Post 3

Party like it's 1999 (late of Summerisle)

I blame him for the fact that it's going to be really difficult (and expensive) for me to find childcare over the school holidays this year.


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Post 4

Serephina

i blame him for third world hunger and peeing on my curtains!


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Post 5

~:*-Venus-*:~

I blame him for ALL hootoo breakdowns, it must be his fault! smiley - evilgrin


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Post 6

Whisky

Hmm, couldn't we just blame him for Life, the Universe and Everything...

(We could always re-name him 4smiley - tea2legs)


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Post 7

Geggs

I blame him for the fact that I'm not going to be able to watch the first episode of the new series of Dr Who, as I'm getting married on the day of broadcast, and so will be a little busy.


Geggs


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Post 8

Mr. Dreadful - Neurodiversity, chaos magick, and cake

I blame him for my flu last week.


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Post 9

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

J'accuse http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F19585?thread=607220&skip=0&show=20


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Post 10

Orcus

I blame him for the exit of the One true Bob and Nighthoover!

smiley - grr


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Post 11

Mr. Dreadful - Neurodiversity, chaos magick, and cake

The fall of the Roman Empire? It was 2legs what done it!


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Post 12

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I blame him for the existance of coat racks!


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Post 13

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

I blame him for the fact that my upcoming tests are going to be really hard and I can't seem to get down and study. Since he's a microbiologist, there is a vaguely rational argument for his involvement here.


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Post 14

KB - he really is a groovy cat, he's a gentleman, a scholar and an acrobat!

The animals in Animal Farm said it best - "4 legs good, 2legs bad". Blame him for everything I say!


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Post 15

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

I did have the animal farm version of my name at one point but now I just don't know who I am smiley - crysmiley - wah


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Post 16

Mr. Dreadful - Neurodiversity, chaos magick, and cake

That'll be 2legs' doing!


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Post 17

pdante'

To arms! to arms!
Hooray! thats great
Two legs aint bad
Unless theres a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
smiley - biggrin
(no offence meant)smiley - ok


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Post 18

2legs; 1sub 2collars, 2Dom[es]. Filthy funny and strange, apparently. partially badgered all corrupted.

smiley - biggrin No offence? Have I offended someone? smiley - biggrin I was listening to that song the other day whips and chains and hand grenaids !


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Post 19

Baron Grim

Let see...

I blame 2legs for global warming (It ain't us 'merkins, our president done said so!)

Oh, and the plight of the working man in a post industrial world...

Oh, and I blame him for those candy wrappers that you just can't tear open even when you bite them.


Oh, yea.. and for badgering the witness!


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Post 20

A Super Furry Animal

I blame 2legs for the existence of Chris Evans, and liver. And peeing on Serephina's curtains.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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