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Post 721

Orcus

Well you couldn't make this up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19790191


"Wherever I lay my Hat..."


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Post 722

Icy North

Let's have a new one:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19868327

Bedfordshire couple buy a shrub at a car boot sale and unwittingly grow it into an enormous cannabis plant.

Headlines, please? smiley - smiley


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Post 723

Pastey

Simply Potty


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Post 724

Icy North

OK, how about a new one?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-20001098

Marks & Spencer lorry gets stuck under mediaeval gateway in York.

Headlines please? smiley - smiley


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Post 725

Icy North

The St Michaelgate scandal


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Post 726

You can call me TC

This is my very first go at this, so be gentle with me. Based on the old joke, might I suggest:

"Lorry delivers Medieval Bridge"

I realise it's not quite in the sense of the competition, but I' working on it...


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Post 727

Icy North

"I thought you said this was the lodge"


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Post 728

~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum

smiley - biggrin

"Marks & Spence Driver Rediscovers Archery:
Solves Ancient Square Peg/Round Hole Mystery"

smiley - cheers
~jwf~


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Post 729

Icy North

Time for a new one smiley - smiley

52-foot cowboy destroyed by fire:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20012494

Headlines, please? smiley - biro


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Post 730

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Blazing Statues


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Post 731

You can call me TC

"And it burns, burns, burns "

(Johnny Cash quote - geddit?)


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Post 732

Icy North

A new one? smiley - smiley

Snake's on a Plane at Glasgow...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-20094435

Headlines, please?


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Post 733

Yelbakk

Juvenile Refugee Denied Entrance to Scotland, Detained in Animal Prison

Y.


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Post 734

Icy North

Wee, Sleekit, Cowran, Tim'rous Beasties on a Plane


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Post 735

SiliconDioxide

Airline passenger has no complaints about leg-room; refuses to get off.


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Post 736

You can call me TC

Snakes alive! It's Speedy Gonzalez!

No - I reckon I still need to work at these before I get the knack.


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Post 737

Beatrice

Scots call on assistance from Irish patron saint


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Post 738

Orcus

New one?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-20151566

Hedgehog in several hour long rescue after getting stuck in a crisp packet. (!)



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Post 739

You can call me TC

Hedgehog is flavour of the month


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Post 740

Icy North

Sonic barrier broken


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