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Post 641

swl

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/commonwealth_games/delhi_2010/9076794.stm

Smiley Miley deadly in medley


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Post 642

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...


On the Dido story ....

Dido in deep doo-doo? Doh!

smiley - run


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Post 643

Icy North

A new one? smiley - smiley

(possibly my favourite BBC News story of the year)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11548982

Belfast City Council worker is paid £24,000 in compensation after suffering a slipped disk when the Mayor tried to leapfrog over her.

Headlines, please smiley - smiley


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Post 644

Icy North

...forgot to say: 'while dressed as a tomato' smiley - biggrin


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Post 645

swl

Council Ketchup Cock-Up Compo Claim


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Post 646

Orcus

Council admits Vault


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Post 647

McKay The Disorganised

Squashed Red Tomatoes at the Belfast Display

smiley - cider


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Post 648

Icy North

A new one? smiley - smiley

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11718029

Scientists have found a bushcricket species with testicles that account for up to 14% of its body weight.

Headlines, please... smiley - smiley


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Post 649

Orcus

Homage to the Ugly Bug Balls


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Post 650

McKay The Disorganised

Why you can hear crickets coming

smiley - cider


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Post 651

Tumsup

Bush(el)cricket Basket


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Post 652

Icy North

A new one smiley - smiley

Stepson of Pink Floyd's David Gilmour arrested following student riots and desecration of the Cenotaph: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11978956

Headlines, please?


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Post 653

swl

So ya, thought ya
Might like to go to the demo.
To feel that warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you sunshine,
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along a surrogate son
To spoil every headline the students had won

Are there any Liberals in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
Get them all!
There's one in the spotlight, looks like Nick Clegg to me,
Get him up against the wall!
Get them all!
That one looks Scottish!
And that one's Vince Cable!
Who let all of this riff-raff up to the big table?
There's one smoking a joint,
And there's Norman Lamb!
If I had my way,
I'd see all of you hang!



apologies smiley - run


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Post 654

Icy North

The Dark Side of the Moron


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Post 655

Orcus

We don't need not education...

...oh, hang on...smiley - erm


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Post 656

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

Us and them situation over money leads to brain damage


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Post 657

Christopher

The Division Bell3nd


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Post 658

McKay The Disorganised

The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum

smiley - cider


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Post 659

swl

Another (.)rick on the Wall.

(Insert a letter of your choice, possibly the one between O & Q)


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Post 660

Icy North

A new one smiley - smiley

Paula Radcliffe bitten by dog while training in Mexico:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/athletics/9350741.stm

Headlines, please...


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