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Post 1

Icy North

Don't some news stories cry out for a Sun-style headline? Any offers for this one?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/6977367.stm

"Man rescued as car hits buffalo

Firefighters cut a 19-year-old man free from his car after it crashed into a water buffalo in south Cumbria.
....
Police said the privately owned buffalo, known locally as William Shakespeare, died at the scene. It had escaped from a nearby field..."



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Post 2

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

'Buffalo Bill' becomes Roadkill!
smiley - ok

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 3

Researcher U197087

Flash Bang Wallop Water Buffalo!


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Post 4

Orcus

Whopping Willie Whops Wayfarer


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Post 5

Icy North

(Trying to get some Shakespeare in there)

The Maiming of the Gnu


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Researcher U197087

smiley - laughsmiley - applause


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Post 7

Researcher U197087

*returns from Wiki*

Bubalis Bubalis toilis troublis...


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Orcus

smiley - laugh That'll be hard to beat Icy smiley - applause


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Post 9

Icy North

smiley - groan


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Post 10

Researcher U197087

Shall I compress thee to a Hummer's bay?


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Post 11

Icy North

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have bloody water buffalos thrust upon them


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Post 12

Researcher U197087

How now, downed cow?


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Post 13

Researcher U197087

The piston ring's wherein I'll catch the carcass of the thing!


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Post 14

Icy North

A crash - poor oryx! I gnu him well, buffalo of infinite jest.


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Post 15

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

Insurers have beef about accident!

The Slaying of the Gnu!

To Beef or not to Beef.

Buffalo Steak Fiat to eat!

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 16

Researcher U197087

Bleed on, MacBuff, Bane of Cardoor...


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Post 17

Icy North

Is this a Jag, er, that I see before me, the bonnet towards my head?


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Post 18

The Groob

Gnu Silly Moo!

or

Silly Billy Hits a Grilly

or, if I may, in the style of the Express:

Were MI5 driving a mystery "second car"?

Or in the style of the Daily Mail:

Illegal immigrant Buffaloes to bring down country

(I don't buy the papers but from what I gather, the Mail is obsessed about illegal immigrants and the Express is obsessed with Princess Diana.)

This game is fun. We should do it every day smiley - cheers


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Post 19

Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!!

I like silly billy hits a grilly.


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Post 20

Wolfticket

"William Shakespeare hit by Fiat Punto in South Cumbria"


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