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The flight speed of a European Swallow (unladen) is 40 km/h (24 mph).

Summer or winter plumage?

The first song performed simultaneously on Earth and in space was 'ISS (Is Somebody Singing?) by Chris Hadfield and Barenaked Ladies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvAnfi8WpVE

Not German?

Dzere iss no sonnk in Chermann. Ve vallk in shtep.

Cannibalism is not specifically illegal in most countries. Rather, those caught cannibalizing are typically charged with murder or desecration of a corpse.

If someone were to voluntarily slice off a chunk of themselves and serve it to you on a platter with a nice garnish, feel free to nosh away.

By the way, if anyone finds the above information useful... we can't be friends.

So you aren't a 'Fannibal', BG?

There is a reason why human flesh for consumption is referred to as 'Long pig'.

(Some time ago, I saw a chart on teh interwebs that showed the relationship between meats and their flavours - I can't find it now).

PP.

Our forefathers ate parts of grandpa to keep his wisdom in the family - do you awfully mind if noone here snacks you?