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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2016
You can't have your cake and Edith, too. I never choose Edith, so there's no one to reply to my observations.
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Recumbentman Posted Sep 7, 2016
You chews your cake instead?
Here's a ho-hum one
"I wasn't really searching the dungheap... just kind of going through the motions."
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Recumbentman Posted Sep 18, 2016
He was hoovering on a precipice.
You mean, Dyson with death?
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logicus tracticus philosophicus Posted Sep 20, 2016
Hi Reginald "what are you doing". "Just entering Paddington " "Bet that made him drop his marmalade sandwich"
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 20, 2016
The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realisation.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 20, 2016
I thought I was drowning in Crush soda, but it was only a Fanta sea.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 20, 2016
What was Gandhi's favorite long word?
Well, his feet were calloused from walking barefoot, especially as age caught up with him and his odd diet made him smell funny.
he was a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Sep 20, 2016
Why are harps like aging parents? Both are unforgiving and hard to get in and out of cars.
Have you heard of the new band "Duvet"? They're a cover band.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A head banger
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Darren Smith Posted Sep 30, 2016
A baldy cat gets on a bus, the driver asks, where's your fare?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 1, 2016
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? Udder nonsense!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 1, 2016
"Doctor, my wife thinks she's a cow."
"How long has she been like that?"
"twenty years."
"twenty years, and you're just telling me now?"
"Well, we don;t want to lose the milk."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 7, 2016
That must have been an enlightening experience. Maybe you were too bolt for her.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 8, 2016
How did Wolvering beat Gambit at poker?
With his mutant dealing factor!
What did Green Lantern say when he was introduced to all the other members of the Lantern Corps?
"I don't know their names, but they all have a familiar ring!"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 8, 2016
Green Lantern's cousin in Okinawa is called Japanese Lantern, but he makes light of his relation.
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ITIWBS Posted Oct 8, 2016
There are many streets named after colored lanterns in Lantern Bay, CA...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 9, 2016
Are you allowed to take a LAN turn in cyberspace?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 9, 2016
The accountant blithely went into the jungle even though he knew there were cannibals lurking there. Strangely enough, he always came out unscathed. One day someone asked why the cannibals never bothered him, and he replied, "There's no taste for accounting."
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