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Is mise Duncan Posted Dec 9, 2013
The transporter room in the starship Enterprise is acting up.
Apparently Scottie is beside himself with worry
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myk Posted Dec 11, 2013
The past, present and future all walked into a bar.
It was tense.
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Is mise Duncan Posted Dec 11, 2013
One day there will be no such thing as advent calendars.
I tell you - their days are numbered!
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Call me Harry Posted Jan 11, 2014
After extensive instruction I was surprised to learn my niece failed her driving test.
She tweeted three times that it seemed to be going well ....
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swl Posted Jan 14, 2014
I play triangle in a reggae band - I just stand at the back and ting.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 17, 2014
Q. How did the Vikings communicate with one another?
A. By Norse code.
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swl Posted Jan 28, 2014
I went into a cake shop earlier. Racks and racks of cakes, all the same, all priced at £1. Every single cake that is except one. That was priced at £3.
I said: 'Why are all your cakes £1 but this one is £3'
Baker: 'Well that's Madeira cake'.
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atinythorn Posted Jan 30, 2014
I was talking to a friend today and he commented that his grandfather was called Dean, and his grandmother was called Pearl.
Obviously he never referred to them by their first names, and to him they were just Grandma and Grand pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa. paaaaaaaa pa.
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swl Posted Jan 31, 2014
I held the door open for a clown today.......I thought it was a nice jester.
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atinythorn Posted Feb 3, 2014
I saw an old friend in town today who has been unemployed for years. He was really excited to tell me he's got a job in the new bowling complex outside town.
Ten Pin? I asked.
No, he replied, It's full time.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 12, 2014
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
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Is mise Duncan Posted Feb 12, 2014
David Cameron's government internet filtering plan is a huge success:- If you type "wet and wild" in a web browser now you get a weather report.
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Pink Paisley Posted Apr 8, 2014
What is the difference between a Buzzard and a Kite.
A string.
PP.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 30, 2014
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Normal chickens don't cross roads. This is a Mutant Chicken! We need a Mutant Chicken Registration Act to keep our side of the road safe!
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swl Posted Apr 30, 2014
Just finished reading a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were a bit hard going but I ended up loving it.
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myk Posted May 1, 2014
Just finished googling about it. I thought it was a cruel joke, but now i see where you are coming from.
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