h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If it has the word Brazilian in front of it and a picture of a football after it YOU HAVE TO BUY IT - or our boys will lose the World Cup, David Camoron will cry and western civilization will collapse - that includes MuckDonalds Brazilian Pizza and KFC Brazilian popcorn chicken, which were both invented by the Incas.

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I call plagiarism. You copied that almost verbatim from the Church of Scientology. Shame.

No Ron L Hubbard stole my ideas, but he was a Si-Fi writer so perhaps it was parody or satire rather than plagiarism.

....anyway you would have to mortgage your house or be a confused Hollywood star before they told you about the evil space hobbits.

Slugs actually taste of raspberries when eaten live and raw.

PP.

Does that include banana slugs?

No. Banana slugs taste exactly like wombat.

PP.

Fruit fly larvae taste like whichever fruit their parents ate just before mating.

Porridge was originally supposed to star Noddy Holder in the role of Norman Stanley Fletcher. Unfortunately the filming schedule clashed with that of Slade In Flame, and Ronnie Barker was cast instead. The prison was named HMP Slade as an easter egg for Slade fans disappointed with Noddy's not appearing in the show.

The Normandy Landings were an offshoot of Allied Carpets.

>>No. Banana slugs taste exactly like wombat<<

Given that wombats taste like banana I find your response quite disingenuous - kangaroo is actually the aboriginal word for strawberry favoured, dogs testicles also taste of strawberries (so I am told) which is why they can't stop licking them.

That's ridiculous.

Dogs hate strawberries. Donkeys on the other hand......

PP.

Which is why you will often see a donkey licking a dog's testicles.

PP.

Dogs do not eat strawberries (although they love the taste) because they think they are the testicles of other dogs they have yet to be introduced to.

Coming upon an elephant with toe nails painted pink hiding in a strawberry patch, the dog looks up.

"Coming upon an elephant with toe nails painted pink"

Dogs become aroused in the presence of slutty elephants

In psychology the standard unit of sanity is the Ike - named after David Ike who is regarded by many psychologists as the most rational living human (this may say more about psychologists than it does about Ike)

David Attenborough is allergic to cats

Custard is a natural spermicide