h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Skelf = splinter

I used to like drinking through coffee through a penguin style biscuit. Don't do it anymore as it's one of those little things that reminds too much of someone it hurts to think about.

Peeling a face mask off in one go.

Cutting paper with those zigzag scissors.

Apparently, 99 per cent of men when seeing a blob of dirt on a urinal will try to remove it with their 'stream'. I'm in that 99.

Not an activity as such, but something pointed out by none other than DNA: the relaxed state when spending an afternoon lazing in the garden is made more pleasurable when you hear a propeller plane in the distance.

Ripping apart a beer mat

Peeling a label off a bottle of beer

Guru - did you know they are both signs of sexual frustration

On more than one occasion I've been told by a drinking companion that it's a sign you're bored with the company andor conversation.

Prodding my cuticles with a toothpick.

(I don't know if I should've used the word 'prodding' after your post SWL )

Watching ducks squabble over feeed you have given them...

Burning holes in leaves with a magnifying glass on hot days.

Digging dirt from under finger nails with a toothpick.

Chipping splotches of paint off the windows

slurping up bits of crumbled flake off a plate...

Backlog flashback...

I try to sort my books and CDs by colour... What does that say about me?

You like ordered colours ??

Slurping out the insides of a walnut whip or cream egg

Walnut Whip

Creme Egg

Rolling a roll-up, lighting it, and smoking it.

And masturbation,

And doodling whilst ignoring pillocks reeling out the same old nonsense on the 'phone.

While listening to telesales people on the phone...? You is weird Roymondo, weird...suppose that explains the B.Perv tho'

Doodling?
I'd go and make a cup of tea while they ramble on.

How about hanging up on them with a witty retort? *That* is pleasurable