h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There have been many INCIDENTS of wanton vandalism, Kif, no doubt

He'll be left STANDING alone

Yes he's so battle weary he's got an INGROWN brain whereas most people just get ingrowing toenails

I seem to have EXCITED the hoi poloi with my challenge to fight what a pity they are all lily livered cowards

(Quite the contrary me old mate, we were wondering which last three letters you were using, you seem to have exited the sequence completely)

Bedtime, sleep well.

Oh Lord! It's upto the WOMEN to bring the order back in this thread!

An EMINENT Damsel has restored sanity to the thread perhaps we can all be a little more polite to each other now
Well not to B.W. or Quack or L.V. or B.B. or any one else who has attempted to impuge the honour of Sir Kif slayer ofs and the King's Idiot in chief

You should be ashamed of yourself kif after that TENTATIVE attempt to crawl to the Damsels, it's no use going to them for sympathy, they only like virile young lads like me...

How INVENTIVE of you to refer to yourself as 'young and virile'

That's only his VERSION of the facts

Yes! Definitely his OPINION of things as they stand today!

I am not self OPINIONATED, I have just been voted 'Dickhead of the week' in our Village, so there!!

Dickhead? You've been employing the wrong technique all this time And you wonder why the Damsels are wary of you? You've just DESTROYED your own reputation

Your DETERMINATION to express your opinions has been well noted TQ..

I NOTICE this thread is still quite insane...

Yup, always insane. IRREDUCIBLE in that

Let's BLAME the insanity on Sir Kif. He is completely off his head (and ) most of the time anyway

MEDICALLY insane

We are BLESSED with a strain of lunacy condusive to hilarity

I was called away and look what has happened the B****y lly is FULLY in control again