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Officiating a wedding soon

Post 1

8584330

Two of our dearest friends are getting married and asked me to officiate. Yay! I'm so glad for them and delighted to perform this happy service.


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Post 2

Pastey

smiley - cheers

Quite a big responsibility too, so no pressure smiley - biggrin


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Post 3

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Is it? I've only married a few humans. Several ketchup bottles though. smiley - winkeye


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Post 4

Pastey

Several ketchup bottles? You mean you approve of same sauce marriage?! smiley - smiley


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Post 5

8584330

Yes. I even approve of poly-saucy.


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Post 6

Pastey

What about sauce-gravy mixes? smiley - erm Or sauce-runny yolk mixes? smiley - huh


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

err! is the honeymoon a cruise on a gravy boat ?


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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

Happy Nerd is a very insisting and decicated officiator (?).

Once I found myself wed to 2legs via twitter, a ceremony taken place without me during commute home. So I was a free woman when I left home and wed when I came home.

2legs never fulfilled his wows though. He wowed to keep the Lair tidied and the Lair Cats fed...

smiley - dragon


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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

Should of course be

"So I was a free woman when I left work and wed when I came home."


preview is my friend...

smiley - dragon


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Post 10

You can call me TC

Didn't you get that right the first time?


It's 2legs's wows smiley - wowsmiley - wowsmiley - wow that have got me intrigued. I'm sure he's full of them.


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You can call me TC

Aah. I've spotted the difference now. Always happens when you press "post message"


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Post 12

8584330

Perhaps I should offer marriage counseling to Dragonqueen and 2leg.

Rev. Happy Nerd


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Post 13

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or at least an "s"

Sorry, 2legs


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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

...as long as the counseling includes whipping... smiley - handcuffssmiley - evilgrin

smiley - dragon


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