h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well there's something here about a little white powder.

And eating 100 sugar ducks...

*belatedly remembers to attach another sticker on the side of the curiositizer *

I think it should be underlined, and have several exclaimation marks next to it.

Maybe a 5' high rotating neon sign

* the cat sticker is now a scratch and sniff sticker sscented with catnip*

And a plaque?

*laughs*

I misread that as plague

*a plaque now appears. In fancy gold lettering, it reads

"To the incredibly clever kitties who found this and oressed the button"

and a list of names is written below*

oops read pressed.

*reads the very long list*

*reads over his shoulder*

*Reads over his shoulder and tries to suppress laughter*

Hmm guess this is some sort of "cunning" dog trick. Won't know unless I try it. Here goes then

Too much running

Bingo !

*Red Dog does his victory dance for the 14th time as the latest victim bites the dust*

sorry Blackberry Cat but it was a cunning Dog trick and you have fallen victim to one of our most powerful weapons - the Curiositizer. If you click on the link at the top of this page you'll see what it is all about.

I have taken the liberty of adding your name to the roster at A604667.

*hands over an "I Have Been Curiositized" Badge*

Welcome to the Cat War

*Hums Queen*

Still sucking them in, eh? Man, what a great invention!

Yeah. Best thing since sliced bread.