h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

guess who's got a new leash and some green tea to try tomorrow still didding the jasmine man... not had any actual like coffee, or Indian tea... in ages

got a delivery today in the post sort of... almost illegal just a ... small package... of stuff from the continent well... snus

gonna shower now... William's gone home for a few days... as he's got soem stuff to do; so did a big shop earlier...

so I'll... showere, after phonging my Dad... then I'm gona again, to some dodgy music after showering... make dinner... and... then... all being insane... I oughta be in the pub by 9

this could be such an epically badly judged idea <laguH.
but.... sod it... you only die... err.... well about 5 times so far and counting

I lied.

was in the pub by 7. < fabulus... I had beer... food.. then... pulled then back to a friends... and more beer. and stuff. and things... and I didn't m smoke anything... even... if I ... might have inhailed deeply of others... slighly ... hashish flavoured vapours and ... beer... and... stuff.. and dancing... and stuff... and music... and... yeh... sod this cancer lark I'm gona have another beer.

I so figured I'd be bad this morning felt so........ ungood just laying in bed... and... then go up fine , no hangover right... must get domestic duties done... laundry to finish from yesterday, putting away, then towels to wash and dry, kitchen/utility to sweep and mop, front room needs a hoover, and the bedroom could do with a clean/sweep... and... first though and some I think

shirts all hung up, in correct order on correct hangers jeans and linen trousers liewise half an album listened too, second half to come, with the major laundry highlight of the day, possibly, even, of teh week (actually, there may be a massive towel load, alter in teh week, whcih will probably suppass), to put away all the knickers and ... socks and stuff

took so* long to .... round up my menagerei. it really is... quite a zoo in my bed thesedays.

bee.
unicorn.
cow.
bear.
rabbit.
ladybird
and, others taht I can't even recall.

and

soemthiing... I didn't mention yesterday...
our visit to the pet shop... had a duel purpose eyh.... yeh... of course... the dog leash was for me its so heavy and cool... and all metally... with a leather handle bit... and perfect length...
anyhow.
yeh...
duel purpose.

they had... quite cheap littel dog collars -- I'd been loloing looking at some online, leather ones; and then I calculated the cost! nah... way to pricey.

but.. yesterday... we bought an experimental collar; to test for size fit, as much as anything;

so.

yes.

My purple unicorn now has a sparkly pink slave collar seriously. the weird... just gets better adn better.


right. back to zome Zappa on teh HiFi, and puttintg way of the knickers and suchlike, before I get teh brush out... to ... remove the ... hair off my bedroom floor still can't believe there is any left on my head

an amassed pile of Lush and bodyshop product already identified from the extensive stores I now appear to have, ready for my bath later anyone wanna come round and do some dancing tonight?: I was thinking we could dance teh mud shark oh... err... right... what was I doing next... I've forgot

well that went so well.. I'm now so so... so tempted.... MMM.... wanna buy that so much but... really... where would someone wear... such a... thing... made of chainmail.... probably not to a PET scan but... but.... right. I'm gona shower before I get in anymore trubble on twitter DMs I think tonight might be... a kinda pasta night... later.... starting to get hungry now....