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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Started conversation Mar 6, 2015
I'm behaving. honstly I am. JI'm going to behave all weekend. Even when my Brother is here. well.... mainly behave ... I'm sure I've earnt an or or... maybe even 2 or 3 halfs, by now
Sir/William home for the weekend, to check his house is still there, and recover... from me
and, randomly, lodgers buggered off until MOnday.
I've just cleaned the bath. (OK, so actually no one has ever, to my knowledge ever used the bath; as we just use the shower over... but... even so... urgh.... that wasn't.... very clean.).
Surgical gloves, cleaning pad things, and whatever that seriously strong smelling stuff was in the bottle def bleach in that, hence the surgical gloves
much rinsing all shiney and clean
Bomb primed, and ready to go.... a bit later
but, first, some a quiet, empty front room; and.... oh... my...
The sofa. is empty. ;
3 cushions on it, a tub of snus, a remote control, and then just the mobile phone and bluetoothkeybaord
*puts CD in player *
volume.....
So peaceful and quiet....
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 6, 2015
dub seems to go down well
I diployed the bomb.
Oh. my.
Sir is gona so* regrette ever letting me in lush; There is not any other option; Must get a larger house, need a bathroom at least twice the size... more like 3 times... and a decent* proper bath..... at least two foot longer for a start so I can fit in properly and fully submerge and deeper... a lot deeper...
A bath, in fact, now I realise it, that I have, once before been in
called, of all things, I seem to recall, a 'cambridge' bath'.
A bath I was in... back in err, May wasn't it? In Manchester, at the Velvet hotel....... a bath, which, was so* deep and.... of which a photo exists of me, in it... entirely covered with bubbles and ... of course... holding a rubber ducky!
Of course..... were I to get... such a bath.... I'd be hoping that..... my submerging myself in it, with Lush bathbombs, would, also be accompanyied, by eitehr Sir, or a certain other person, with me
right... I must stop thinking ... about Manchester.... for a moment...
I've a fabulus dinner to go cook; I've dressed for it, of course. -
black jeans. black leather belt. purple corset, linen shirt (silk ones not here ATM).
collar, of course. and chainmail bracelets, and my other ownership mark, the purple wristband
right... lets go.... cook venison steaks........ mash potato (hopefully enough mash left over to make soemthign with tomorrow), and.... really well fried mushrooms with a ton of pepper... hmm... mauybe a bit of sweetcorn too... just... because I know I've got sweetcorn lurking about in the freezer
blueberries, icecream, and choc gautaux then, for dessert
Hmmm.... some... suitable music..... either...... some Lee scratch perri.... or... oddly.... perhaps... some Ozzyy....
and. then...
guess I oughta clean the lefover junk out of the bath (hmm..... seems to be a certain amoutn of my head hair.....) empty the upstairs and downstairs bins... and then clean the kitchen
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