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So peaceful and quiet....

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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - evilgrinsmiley - angel

I'm behaving. honstly I am. JI'm going to behave all weekend. Even when my Brother is here. smiley - alesmiley - droolsmiley - angel well.... mainly behave ... I'm sure I've earnt an smiley - ale or smiley - stout or... maybe even 2 or 3 halfs, by now smiley - grovelsmiley - angel

Sir/William home for the weekend, to check his house is still there, and recover... from me smiley - whistlesmiley - droolsmiley - loveblush

and, randomly, lodgers buggered off until MOnday.

I've just cleaned the bath. smiley - yuk (OK, so actually no one has ever, to my knowledge ever used the bath; as we just use the shower over... but... even so... urgh.... that wasn't.... very clean.).

Surgical gloves, cleaning pad things, and whatever that seriously strong smelling stuff was in the bottle smiley - bigeyes def bleach in that, hence the surgical gloves smiley - grr

much rinsing all shiney and clean smiley - magicsmiley - zen

Bomb primed, and ready to go.... a bit later smiley - evilgrinsmiley - droolsmiley - blushsmiley - divasmiley - angelsmiley - laugh

but, first, some smiley - tea a quiet, empty front room; and.... oh... my...

The sofa. is empty. ;

3 cushions on it, a tub of snus, a remote control, and then just the mobile phone and bluetoothkeybaord smiley - wowsmiley - drool

*puts CD in player *

volume..... smiley - run


So peaceful and quiet....

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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - musicalnote dub seems to go down well smiley - coolsmiley - musicalnote

I diployed the bomb.

Oh. my. smiley - droolsmiley - lovesmiley - loveblushsmiley - droolsmiley - blush

Sir is gona so* regrette ever letting me in lush; There is not any other option; Must get a larger house, need a bathroom at least twice the size... more like 3 times... and a decent* proper bath..... at least two foot longer for a start so I can fit in properly and fully submerge smiley - blush and deeper... a lot deeper... smiley - wow

smiley - magic

A bath, in fact, now I realise it, that I have, once before been in smiley - biggrin

called, of all things, I seem to recall, a 'cambridge' bath'. smiley - biggrin

A bath I was in... back in err, May wasn't it? In Manchester, at the Velvet hotel....... a bath, which, was so* deep smiley - drool and.... of which a photo exists of me, in it... entirely covered with bubbles smiley - laugh and ... of course... holding a rubber ducky! smiley - wowsmiley - cool

Of course..... were I to get... such a bath.... I'd be hoping that..... my submerging myself in it, with Lush bathbombs, would, also be accompanyied, by eitehr Sir, or a certain other person, with me smiley - whistle

right... I must stop thinking ... about Manchester.... for a moment...

I've a fabulus dinner to go cook; I've dressed for it, of course. -

black jeans. black leather belt. purple corset, linen shirt (silk ones not here ATM).
collar, of course. and chainmail bracelets, and my other ownership mark, the purple wristband smiley - blush

right... lets go.... cook smiley - run venison steaks........ mash potato (hopefully enough mash left over to make soemthign with tomorrow), and.... really well fried mushrooms with a ton of pepper... hmm... mauybe a bit of sweetcorn too... just... because I know I've got sweetcorn lurking about in the freezer smiley - zen

blueberries, icecream, and choc gautaux then, for dessert smiley - divasmiley - discosmiley - chef

Hmmm.... some... suitable music..... either...... some Lee scratch perri.... or... oddly.... perhaps... some Ozzyy.... smiley - batsmiley - batsmiley - batsmiley - bat

and. then...

guess I oughta clean the lefover junk out of the bath smiley - laugh (hmm..... seems to be a certain amoutn of my head hair.....) smiley - laugh empty the upstairs and downstairs bins... and then clean the kitchen smiley - zensmiley - run


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