h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is it just me. or, are there an aweful lot more of them about, than there used to be, in the world in general? No ability to think, no ability to think logically, especially. and one has to 'deal with them', or 'interact with them', and surrender to their idiot ways and whims, of doing things, in an utterly illogical stupid, not thought through way

Woke up early today, on purpose, so I could 'fill in a questionaire' 'about the roof work', that's just been done to my house.

Woman was one hour and forty two minutes late turning up.

Then, on arriving, she asked me the first question, and then decided it'd be easier if she posted me the questionaire. and left. what. the. Bob? If only someone would invent either a nationwide postal service, or, perhaps, even, some kind of electronic way of filling in a questionaire. Why are people so stupid?

I note the same...
However I think you're just getting older
Heading towards Grumpy old b****** status.

Were you wearing your corset?

No! I wasn't even wearing my slave/sub collar and, I was* in ordinary male clothing honest... just jeans and shirt fabulus idea though... wish I'd thought of it, before* they turned up... I could have changed

I'm sure there are more idiots about... more examples of total inability to think logically.... though my getting older and heading towards grumpty old git status might have soemthign to do with it; having said which I'm getting sillier and more child like as I get older, I'm sure Our joint 'cackling witch' impressions yesterday, as William and I walked through the cematory towards the butchers, got us a few odd looks... Mind, we tend to get odd looks anyhow, with or without the manic caklings and strange utterences We are doing our best to ensure excentric does not entirely vanish amongst the awefulness of blandness that society seems to be ever increasingly becoming I've taken to hopping a lot more than I used too.... but only because I can't quite perfect my skipping down the street technique.... Which reminds me, I must buy a pith helmut or a stovepipe hat... It just has to be done....

Maybe she was reading your tweets on her way to your place?

How on earth could that possibly scare her! *thinks* Oh... maybe she was vegetarian and took umbridge at my tweeting about black pudding earlier ahh... of course... there may have been a couple of implements I'd not put away, kicking about when she arrived oh... bugger.. I really oughta put them away actually

I was thinking of this one:

I'm a Princess. this idiot with the 'roof questionaire' is late. I could have them put in the tower, surely? #don'tkeeptheprincesswaiting

I typed that?! well remembered! I'd kinda forgotten! #BondagePrincess #Princess #BDSM why the am I using twitter hashtags on here? ahh... I may be a little 'freeer' with my tweeting than perhaps I should be, sometimes hmmm... lets face it, asides a few references to food, the past couple weeks, it has all been a little... X-rated even by my standards hang on... do I have standards....? *thinks* ahh... yeh... just somewhat differnt to most peoples

I haven't looked at twitter for a few days, have your tweets been worse than usual? I'm afraid to look now.

'Worse than useual' Are they 'useually' 'that bad'?! I thought I was quite tame really I may have been, err, being a little preoccupied with certain things, during and now, in the day or so since, returning from William's Afterall, my tweets can't be that* bad, I am a Princess, afterall