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You can call me TC Posted Sep 3, 2010
There's this chap called Paul in this thread
Who is clever and talented
He posts limericks galore
Every day he writes more
The sheer quantity overtaxes my head
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Sep 3, 2010
Paul is quite harmless I think,
He hasn't quite pushed me to drink,
I might have a beer,
Or several I fear,
If I have to read all backlog *ink*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 3, 2010
*Mostly* harmless!
Retirement's really a breeze.
I'm living a life of great ease,
And when my time's up,
Put my ash in a cup,
And use it to fertilize trees.
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Metal Chicken Posted Sep 3, 2010
The plans were all set for a trip
till the gearbox requested a kip.
The car came to a stop,
Gave the day out a chop
Till a man towed us home in a skip.
MC
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 4, 2010
I found a toad in my shoe.
It wore a tie and was blue.
It hopped all about,
And tended to shout,
And sang "The Way we Were," too.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 5, 2010
I know what the problem is, Mike.
The flies sit on you 'cause they like
The things that you eat,
And your never-washed feet,
And the honey you sprayed on your bike.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 9, 2010
The turtle is always at home,
No matter how far it may roam.
It needs no key for
Its front or back door.
This is the last line of this poem
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Recumbentman Posted Sep 16, 2010
If there's something you don't want to do
Then don't. To thine own self be true.
Instead, write a poem,
Not only to show 'em
But boost your integrity too.
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You can call me TC Posted Sep 16, 2010
I suspect that Recumbent man's got
A job that he likes not a lot
But writing a limerick
and not getting on with it
Means its only postponed, not forgot.
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YOGABIKER Posted Sep 18, 2010
It's busy as heck here these days
Poems once ignored are a craze
Since I've been gone
This thread has caught on
A mostly exciting new phase
YB
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 18, 2010
It's fun to write limericks, my friends.
The joy of it just never ends.
I've tried to write odes,
But my words turn to toads,
Which drive off in my Mercedes-Benz.
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You can call me TC Posted Sep 19, 2010
Paulh writes poems which appeal
because of their air so surreal
We're used to our verse
being more down to earth
with no hidden meaning to reveal.
(That wasn't a negative criticism - I hope it doesn't come across as such)
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Triquack Posted Sep 19, 2010
A toad driving off in a Benz??
Why that's dafter than worms chasing hens
Or eggs eating snakes
And ducks bonking drakes.
Paulh! it don't make any senz.
(Yes I know, it's a limerick and doesn't need to be sensible, only kidding)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 19, 2010
I like writing verse that makes sense
On subjects whose scope is immense,
And yet the surreal
Often makes a nice meal
That relaxes when I am too tense.
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Triquack Posted Sep 19, 2010
Life is fun if you live it surreal;
Just like swimming through soup as an eel,
Fancy this, fancy that -
And be safe from the cat.
But you hope that the soup don't congeal.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 19, 2010
I always have liked Betty Boop.
She always throws me for a loop.
I cannot be petty
Whene'er I see Betty.
Without her I'd be in the soup.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Sep 20, 2010
I nice curry soup I've just made,
A spicy concoction delayed,
By lack of some meat,
But now it's a treat,
With venison, carrots, grenade.
(adds extra kick!)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 20, 2010
September 19th is the day
When anyone's likely to say
"Me hearties" and "Arr,"
And drink rum at the bar,
And talk like a pirate all day.
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Triquack Posted Sep 20, 2010
Pirate loot is a nothing, compared
To the bonuses bankers have shared.
Their sly artful dodgering
Dished out a good rodgering,
With no single citizen spared
Stake them out for the vultures to peck at I say.
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