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Post 2261

You can call me TC

There's this chap called Paul in this thread
Who is clever and talented
He posts limericks galore
Every day he writes more
The sheer quantity overtaxes my head smiley - headhurts


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Post 2262

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Paul is quite harmless I think,
He hasn't quite pushed me to drink,
I might have a beer,
Or several I fear,
If I have to read all backlog *ink*


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Post 2263

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

*Mostly* harmless! smiley - evilgrinsmiley - whistle

Retirement's really a breeze.
I'm living a life of great ease,
And when my time's up,
Put my ash in a cup,
And use it to fertilize trees.


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Post 2264

Metal Chicken

The plans were all set for a trip
till the gearbox requested a kip.
The car came to a stop,
Gave the day out a chop
Till a man towed us home in a skip.

MC



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Post 2265

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I found a toad in my shoe.
It wore a tie and was blue.
It hopped all about,
And tended to shout,
And sang "The Way we Were," too.


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Post 2266

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I know what the problem is, Mike.
The flies sit on you 'cause they like
The things that you eat,
And your never-washed feet,
And the honey you sprayed on your bike.


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Post 2267

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The turtle is always at home,
No matter how far it may roam.
It needs no key for
Its front or back door.
This is the last line of this poem


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Post 2268

Recumbentman

If there's something you don't want to do
Then don't. To thine own self be true.
Instead, write a poem,
Not only to show 'em
But boost your integrity too.


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Post 2269

You can call me TC

I suspect that Recumbent man's got
A job that he likes not a lot
But writing a limerick
and not getting on with it
Means its only postponed, not forgot.


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Post 2270

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 2271

YOGABIKER

It's busy as heck here these days
Poems once ignored are a craze
Since I've been gone
This thread has caught on
A mostly exciting new phase

YB

smiley - zensmiley - biker


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Post 2272

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

It's fun to write limericks, my friends.
The joy of it just never ends.
I've tried to write odes,
But my words turn to toads,
Which drive off in my Mercedes-Benz.

smiley - yikessmiley - run


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Post 2273

You can call me TC

Paulh writes poems which appeal
because of their air so surreal
We're used to our verse
being more down to earth
with no hidden meaning to reveal.

(That wasn't a negative criticism - I hope it doesn't come across as such)


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Post 2274

Triquack

A toad driving off in a Benz??
Why that's dafter than worms chasing hens
Or eggs eating snakes
And ducks bonking drakes.
Paulh! it don't make any senz.

(Yes I know, it's a limerick and doesn't need to be sensible, only kidding)smiley - ok


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Post 2275

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I like writing verse that makes sense
On subjects whose scope is immense,
And yet the surreal
Often makes a nice meal
That relaxes when I am too tense.

smiley - smiley


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Post 2276

Triquack

Life is fun if you live it surreal;
Just like swimming through soup as an eel,
Fancy this, fancy that -
And be safe from the cat.
But you hope that the soup don't congeal. smiley - wah


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Post 2277

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I always have liked Betty Boop.
She always throws me for a loop.
I cannot be petty
Whene'er I see Betty.
Without her I'd be in the soup.


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Post 2278

clzoomer- a bit woobly

I nice curry soup I've just made,
A spicy concoction delayed,
By lack of some meat,
But now it's a treat,
With venison, carrots, grenade.

(adds extra kick!)

smiley - run


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Post 2279

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

September 19th is the day
When anyone's likely to say
"Me hearties" and "Arr,"
And drink rum at the bar,
And talk like a pirate all day.


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Post 2280

Triquack

Pirate loot is a nothing, compared
To the bonuses bankers have shared.
Their sly artful dodgering
Dished out a good rodgering,
With no single citizen spared

Stake them out for the vultures to peck at I say.smiley - grrsmiley - steam


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