h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What is Ottox doing here? And who is he actually? A Tyte

Ottox is more than that. All good guys have to have an archenemy, and he's ours. Like all archenemies, he's doomed to lose on an almost weekly basis.

It's almost an official position...

Almost??? What do you mean? I'm the -1 in the "The xxx - 1 Proud Members" on the campaign roster. Member #55 -1.

Wahahaha. get out before my gets angry.

*charges past waving s in a vicious but rather aimless fashion...*

Hey! Be careful where you point that thing!

* collects randomly dispersed *

Hrmpf. Time to start som proper ercise again. Our armour is not kept in a good fashion anymore

*polishes *

*does 20 -ups*



Maybe I should have held them the other way up!

Alright troops, listen up! As Captain of the Thingite guard, it falls on me *ducks out of the way* ... I mean, it's about time that we started some serious training!

But before we start the training, we need to look like the fightin' warriors we are! Everybody commence polishing whatever bits of metal you might be wearing, or will wear, or have worn!

*begins polishing her silver breastplate, and tosses some to Happy*

Oh, Ottox? Polish this!

*starts polishing *

*polishes steel-rimmed ministerial bowler hat*

*stops because the felt's coming off*

Is there an armour room? I don't have any yet.

There's an armoury; last time I saw it it was over *there* somewhere...

(Points in an indeterminate direction)

But somebody's bound to have a link.

*tries to look winsome while eating celery & watching everybody polish*

*wanders off in search for armor*

Your armoury was just around the corner.*gets some light but strong armour and walks back in*

*wanders off to armoury* <./>T107190</.>

*stagger back, sneezing*

, strong , and - 's that right?

*gathers into and begins stirring with a long-handled *





where did they come from?