A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti

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Post 801

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

I'm still looking for pyramids


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Post 802

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

Psssst!
Wanna buy a pyramid?
::Pulls back the raincoat to reveal a row of pyramids hanging from the lining.::
Genuine from the Valley of Kings, no-one's noticed they're missing yet. Get them while they're hot.
smiley - vampire


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Post 803

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Got any choc-ices?


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Post 804

Vip

Or Haagen-Daaz pralines and cream ice cream?


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Post 805

Sir DrunkenDeath

or a porta loo? oh no too late

*runs off into side ally leaving everyone else to continue up the steps*


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Post 806

Sir DrunkenDeath

*in the distanc eyou can hear a bridge collapsing. Amid the noises of tumbling masonry you can hear someone shouting, geting fainter by the second as he falls*

I CANT FLY YOU FOOLS!


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Post 807

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

*looks bemused*

*eats a garlic sandwhich*

mmmmmm

so....where to now guys?


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Post 808

Substitute Appearance

Is there any possible was that I can appear onto the scene?

smiley - run


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Post 809

Vip

*jumps*

Aaaah! Are you safe? Do you wish to follow our quest?


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Post 810

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Yeah, it's safe, it's just us who are in trouble.


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Post 811

Substitute Appearance

If I was safe, I wouldnt be here. Yes I wish to follow - that's it then, unless you are a very fast runner, I'm following!


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Post 812

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

I'm not a particually fast runner, but insofar as hiding goes...


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Post 813

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

::Follows the group with a freezer strapped to his torso::
Would anyone like more ice cream so I can get rid of this chest freezer?
smiley - vampire


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Post 814

silverygibbon

smiley - yikesMUMMY!smiley - yikes


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Post 815

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

It's okay, I'm all ice-creamed out.
Are we going back to the magic loo or are we heading back into another weird and spectacular py.........ramid.


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Post 816

Sir DrunkenDeath

*from far off on the mountain side there is the soudn of Sir Drunkendeath doing battle with a balrog*

I am the weilder of the secret booze, you cannot remain vertical!


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Post 817

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

BREAK OUT THE ABSYNTHE!!


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Post 818

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

"....battle with a balrog*"
Call for a plumber! (preferably one without an Italian accent)
smiley - vampire


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Post 819

Sir DrunkenDeath

fly you fools, fly!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

YOU SHALL FALL OVER IN DRUNKEN STUPIDITY!


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Post 820

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Quick, everyone into the toilet!!!!


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