h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hooray, it's my hootoo birthday

According to Ottox' research I checked in 27 January 200 shortly after 11am

15 years on this merry-go-round. This calls for celebration

Takes one of the

Cheers Pierce!

I somehow never notice when my anniversary passes.

January 27, 200?

I did the math. You've been here 1815 years, which is surely a record, maybe even a miracle.

It might explain my frequent fatigue

You might want to donate yourself to science. Anyone who could survive all those wars and plague outbreaks is bound to have something to teach scientists.

Of course

Listen up, people: All those wars and plagues and stuff are Somebody Else's Problem

(This does not mean you should not try helping prevent all those things, just don't let them get to you )

Seriously though, thanks for all your good wishes

(I used to forget my hootoo birthdays too, Baron Grim, but now my phone calendar reminds me )

*slurps *


Hippy Buffday, dahlink


*takes another *


Thish is a gud vin.... bottle *hic*





lil xx

Noodles!!

I forgot me


I will blame 2legs

Noodles and ? Don't mind if I do

*hic*


lil xxx

Good idea. My calendar app just reminded me my mother's birthday is next week. It always sneaks up on me.

Sneaky things, birthdays




lil xxx

2Legs needs to use his noodle when opening a bottle of ? Well, .

Stranger things have been found in his threads

Almost *anything* in his threads would be stranger.