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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 13, 2017
The smell of fresh baked bread in our house today has been incredible, mouthwatering and dandy! Bloody cold and damp this morning while I was walking me dogs, the common had a sprinkling of snow too! Then I went and got the milk, eggs from the farm shop also some bacon which was then cooked by my missus and eaten by me I'll be glad when I can let me chickens out of their shed, they have been inside for weeks now, fed and watered the rest of the animals, mucked out all of the blighters, then back in for lunch (a chicken and veg soup) then a after lunch snooze which was a bit longer then I expected so I have just woke up and tea was placed in front of me........ nice
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 13, 2017
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 15, 2017
Yes we have room for guests........
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 15, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 15, 2017
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 15, 2017
spent most of the day sorting out letters and e-mails, and i hate doing them its one of the great pains of my life, once a month I have to do them, its all to do with my family and their need to know everything trivial, why?! I don't know why but they do. strange init!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 16, 2017
In the church of the trivial, it's father, son, and holy mackerel look at how much thy charged us for that!
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 16, 2017
*In the church of the trivial, it's father, son, and holy mackerel*
you do know the God is a caterer, its all to do with the "loafs and fishes thing"
One hope this helped in you're quest for the truth...... and if it don't......
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 16, 2017
It seems kind of ghoulish that God's son would be represented as wine and wafers during religious services.
Or that Yahweh would allow us to eat anything *except* apples.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 16, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 17, 2017
Apparently it's okay for Jesus to hold an apple in his hand
http://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-photo-jesus-hands-holding-apple-image11826215
Apples are sacred in Norse mythology.
In Greek mythology, Gaia gave Hera an apple tree
In Celtic tradition, Avalon was the isle of apples, where apples could be healing.
Apples figure prominently in druid folklore.
So choose the right set of traditions and enjoy your apples.
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Baron Grim Posted Jan 17, 2017
There's also the Golden Apple of Eris at the heart of Discordians' dogma.
Fnord
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 17, 2017
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 17, 2017
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 17, 2017
The only way to have and apple is squeezed and with added gin! have it as part of your 5 a-day!
Wazzsail tonight around our way, that means you stuff a piece of toast up in the apple tree and pour cider on the roots (that bits a waste but hay ho) and then fire a 12 bore/gauge up into the air to ward off evil sprites, and that also keeps everyone awake
the local vicar has been steadly drinking all day..... every little helps
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 17, 2017
We don't have evil sprites here, but there are lots of evil skwirls.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 17, 2017
What a giggle tonight, the Morris Men were out and about with a hobby horse and inflated pig's bladders on a stick! All of us outside the pub making merry and the hobby horse was dancing in and out of the dancers, the blokes with the sticks were swinging the sticks with some venom..... then the hobby horse bloke copped a stick around the mellon, went down like a sack of spuds......out cold....... the crowed was laughing and ROFL and everything inbetween and the vicar asked for a doctor and off went the crowed again....... I nearly died......
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 17, 2017
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_dance
hopes this helps.......
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