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You know me. I adore conspiracy theorists. You see, they make the lives of fiction writers and cartoonists SO much easier...

I've been reading selections from this blog aloud to Elektra. I have tears in my eyes from laughter.

Just in case you're bored and want some comic relief, here it is:

http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2008/06/presidential-bloodlines.html

There are two particularly lovely threads going here. One concerns the alleged conspiracy of FEMA and/or the British Royal Family to escape coming climate change by hiding in Denver, Colorado, the mile-high city.

Another is the futile attempt by the mathematically literate to explain the numbers involved in pedigree collapse to the Illuminati fans.

Anyway, my favourite quotes are these:

First Poster: 'The President and Secretary of State are always members of The Pilgrims Society, whose patron is the British monarch. This is a secret society refusing to issue roster for public viewing and it controls the world's financial system the British are in competition with the Pope/Vatican but have had the upper hand against Rome for centuries."

Second Poster: 'this explains why I have freckles ...'

Some posters drop heavy hints about aliens...see if you can spot them...s are in ur gene pool, messin' wif ur DNA...

Anyway, have a nice Saturday.

"...the Pierce bloodline..." [Researcher/Author David Icke, “Alice in Wonderland and the World Trade Center”]

I blame myself - and 2legs

Of course Bill Clinton was prez #42

"If you go deeply enough into the genealogical research you will find that ALL the presidents are from this line …"

Aye - and if you go even further you will notice that "... they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."

Yep.

As stated in another thread I found this to be very helpful. Have fun

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Does that mean all the US presidents are all related to each other? Other conspiracy nuts state that all our political/business/military/religious leaders as well as members of the British royal family and British aristocracy are all reptilian aliens that are members of the dark Cabal/Illuminati even though they have human DNA!

It would explain a lot. DNA. Alien s, no less...

But now, it IS true that all those people, including Barack Obama, are related. I'm related to a lot of them myself, for that matter.

It's called having a REALLY shallow gene pool.

about 25 year ago, a tv program said that if you could go back far enough (in genetics) 1 in 20 people are actually related

Yep.

Hi cuz

I'd be careful about that website in Pierce's link immediately above (quizrocket.com), might be better styled 'thephishinghole.com'.

They asked my birthday and they ran my search history.

I suspected that, too.

about that

I had none of those problems. Probably because I use Adblock Plus, which I recommend. Just remember to switch it off when you are on h2g2.com because we need the income from the ads

https://adblockplus.org/

The moderators just emailed me a 'notice of moderation' saying (among other things) "Please note that we're not going to count this as an offence toward the Transgressions Procedures, as we're positive you didn't mean any harm!"

They are right about that, I had absolutely no idea

Still, for any inconvenience I may have caused

Now back to the craziness at hand

There are warnings up on the technique out of "Buzz Feeds" and "Clean Master".

I've seen that come up once before in an apparent hijacking attempt out of "Buzz Feeds", promptly blocked by their internal filters.

I used to use "Adblocker", but don't currently have it up on the Android OS I'm currently using.




Everyone occasionally puts their foot in it with a problem of the character.

Several conspiracy theories are going about that there are FEMA camps in the USA and chemitrails.

If you put all the conspiracy theories in a film it would make one very weird film and it would be unintentionally funny.

but. I think we all know the real truth. - all these so-called conspiracy nuts, are just the toool of the government elete, to hide away the real truth. trust, me, I know, Charley's still out there

Traveller in Time denying any conspiracy plot
"If you mess around with enough numbers and data you will find all the evidence you need for any story.

Movie 'Enemy of the state' Still think the cat gave away their telephone land line account.

I would like to believe there are power full parties making conspiracies trying to help us instead of doing some harm. or "