h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my keyboard playing up, causng me to make multiple typos.
I blame 2legs for everyone moaning about the heat.

I blame 2legs for how physically ill I've felt the last week, with the heat and for despite that, having a loverly week away, at William's, even if it was too hot to do a lot of the things we would have otterwise done

I blame 2legs for all the things I need to do this week, before I fly off too err, near the North Pole

I blame2legs for not being able to control my computer mouse due to the arthritis in my right hand and for not being able to understand my cat Simba is trying to say to me as I don't speak Cat.

I blame 2legs for a 5 gallon bucket of blackberries and no jars.

MMMM! blackberrys! hmmm... that does seem quite a lot though

I blame 2legs for mulpy weather and my not having a list of things I need to do before I fly, err, in about a week today... including... apparently... not having a list of when I'm flying err... Weds or Thurs... I@m sure it is... I blame 2legs for disorganiseation

Well, we had 3 buckets for 4 people, y'see--2 empty ice cream buckets, and an empty 5 gallon bucket from a bakery (wonderful for storing animal food, bulk rice, what-have-you, even if I didn't get them for the price of a phone call and some washing up!) so of *course* we couldn't be done until the big bucket was full, could we?

That reminds me...

I blame 2legs for the fact that using a salt scrub on your feet when your hands are covered in thorn scratches is not an example of good decision making...

ooo!; like a salt body scrub/ecfoliating thing!; I bought some of that today... - mainly because it was in such a posh cool looking glass jar I blame 2legs for my owning, and using far too many cosmetic/washing/moisturising thinggies

I blame 2legs for me not having a job. Come on RPS, you know you want to hire me really!

You've got to wait your turn!; I've not had a job since 2008! Well... I might not be looking quite as hard as once I did

I blame 2legs for lethagy drawn from experience and for my imminant becomeing of a 'kept' person

I blame 2legs for pre vacation frenzy at w*rk... I've had a calm week and now, two days before vacation things sort of explode...

I blame 2legs for 2legs not being there, to help ease the stress...

I also blame 2legs for laundry, housework, and unforeseen things I may as yet need to do before next wednesday/tuesday/thursday and for useless ladyshave-electric razors

I blame 2legs for the plate of cooked sausages, and cooked chicken breasts, cooling down in the kitchen and for my cunning plan to hard-boil a box of hen eggs I'm so organised I could re-brand myself as a compartmentalised eel-bucket err... or soemthing

I blame 2legs for writing being hard.

I blame 2legs, for today, apprently, being #NationalOrgasmDay

I blame 2legs for the hypothetical possibility of More Than Just Friends and the sweet smile I got when I asked if she'd like to have lunch with me.

ooooo!

I blame 2legs for tiredness and the heat today, and general lazyness, and stuff that needs doing

- go for it.... regrette is only those things we never dared tried.... not those we tried, and recieved unforeseen consequences... In my experience anyhow Mind.... not saying its not got me into a lot of trubble, on the way

I blame 2legs for how excited I am, over the new exfoliating salt-scrub stuff, in the cool glass jar, which I'm going to try tonight, in a moment, when I shower this heat its horrible

I blame 2legs for lukewarm coke zero; boring lunch salads and lack of dessert.

I blame 2legs for my not being there.... to make lunch more... exciting

I also blame 2legs for two, very tasty hommade almost 100% organic, bread rolls, of two differnt varietys, with one sausage, diced up, and one hard-boiled egg diced up, mayo and butter

I also blame 2legs for anticipation and the distraction it can cause and for over-the-top design ideas for a Princess dungeon tower, with double floor heigh cealings, suspension hoists, St. Christoperh crosses, with complicated hoisting/tilting mechanism, and suspension cages, and... I blame 2legs for my lack of focus today...