h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for geographical distances, which make it impossible for me to warm up someones feet, for them...

I blame 2legs for Polyamory Picnics.

I blame 2legs for people who acuse me of being a bi poly tea-totler and, furthermore, I blame 2legs for my apparent ability to turn females 'gay'

I blame 2legs for the ants which yesterday tried to get in through our balcony door and this evening came in through the kitchen window. They seem to come from the downstairs neighbour's terrace. For now cinnamon and baking powder have stopped them.

I blame 2legs for Mercury being in retrograde and with the weather forecasters under estimating how hot it has been.

I blame 2legs for the wrong kind of sun and for tiredness all day resolving to wakefulness shortly before I really need to go to bed I therefore blame 2legs for the abscence of Dom's or Dommes in the vacinity able to flog me to sleep

I blame 2legs that the teacher I've worked with the last 3 years (and is a good friend) is moving to another continent at the end of the month However, I may have talked him into joining h2g2 tonight when he was over for dinner (didn't get him to actually sign up while he was here, though)

I blame 2legs for my near complete inability to focus on w*rk.

I blame 2legs for being sunburnt on the top of my head.

I blame 2legs for my calling the GP surgery today, to try discuss getting an appointment to talk about how I went on the drugs maan, and stuff, but, as I'm so tired, due to not being on drugs right now, I probably screwed up the conversation as thinking wasn't happening well at my end, and so I made an appointment with a differnt doctor ON the otter-hand, I've not got thyroid disease, or hyper-thyroiditis which, I guess is good... err... of course its good... isn't it? I blame 2legs for non-functioning central processing unit in my brian need more drugs maan.

I blame 2legs for the ridiculous pile of open cases at work. Seems as I'll be stuck until excessmas...

I blame 2legs for the E-mail I just got, telling me, my silver bell nipple chain, has been dispatched I also blame 2legs for tiredness, and not feeling well and for the need to find soemthign to eat....

I blame 2legs for my partly maimed hands.

Right hand scarring and still painful after surgery due to cat bite a month ago. Because of that I can't hold a knife properly, so yesterday I managed to cut myself in my left hand. New visit to handsurgeon to be patched up.

They asked if I wanted a loyalty card... I declined... I've had enough if hand injuries for the rest of my life

I blame 2legs for people who are trying to be funny about equality issues. Be it gender/colour/religion or what ever.

I blame 2legs for extreme tiredness, not sleepingness and the difficulty that results then in thinking makinng doing anything so difficult and tiring I screwed up boiling eggs and making toast today...
I also blame 2legs for the trip to the doctors, and the subsequent prescription which will hopefully solve the first blame

I blame 2legs for smoke stinking hoodie

Put it in my backpack on top of a bag filled with son #2 left behind empty beer cans which I intend to recycle after work.

I gave up smoking 32 years ago and don't like to smell like an ash tray.

Weird thing is; even as a smoker; I hate the smell of stale tobacco/smoke!

I blam 2legs for my sleeping last night. waking up feeling like I'd slept, and having a functioning brain, and even more obsurdly rampent err, pervertness than useual
I also blame 2legs for my causing Sir some concern and worry, by the forcefullness of my TXT to him earlier, which may have just hapepned to mention canes, floggers, paddles, torses and hand-spankings

My brain is dangerous if I can sleep

I also blame 2legs for it nearly being sausage time (and not being pervy for once; lunch... sausages )

I blame 2legs that the currents are almost ripe meaning I've got a lot of jam to make soon

I think the grapes I have in, have just about turned to wine! I blame 2legs for my not finishing off the big bag of grapes yet... just so not as much fun, without someone else here... to ... help in their eating

I blame 2legs for our new lamp into which for some reason the LED bulbs we bought don't fit because they are too wide - or rather the sockets in the lamp are too narrow. We never ever had that problem before and it already was such a fuss to hang that thing up un the ceiling.