h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for hunger and my inability to leave w*rk before anyone else has.

All of the skeleton crew has left the building - except me Well, guess I may leave now. Wanna get something to eat before going to the cinema with princess.

I blame 2legs for post-Christmas lethagy and for the photos William took whilst here


I also blame 2legs for my really rather looking forward to the shower I@m about to have, and for my about-to spend far* too long in the shower I blame 2legs for my hair needing conditioning too and for nipple in need of moisturiser

I blame 2legs for hunger and him not being her to cook for me.

I blame 2legs for 2013

I blame 2legs for the calories in Christmas food. Particularly cream and cheese and chocolate.

Happy New Year!

I blame 2legs that I'm not sure what "black tie" means on a party invitation. I don't do ties.

All I know Mala, is that it is less formal than 'white tie' but I blame 2legs in that my etiquette is not up to scratch regarding formal wear to occasions such as this.

I'll just wear a nice dress and blame 2legs if it's not right.

I blame 2legs for all and i've eaten while watching Farscape. I feel sort of Now.

I blame 2legs for people who you meet on the 31st of December, and will meet the next morning, saying "Seeya next year!"

I blame him for the fact that they think they're being very witty and clever.

An appropriate tune for New Years morning http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wB9SZZG08I

And I blame 2 Legs

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I blame 2legs for Peter Jackson.

I blame 2legs for allowing me to volunteer to babysit a nine-year-old!

Oh good luck with that, Mala! Bring out the Lego.

I blame 2legs for my skipping a backlog since February last year.

And for running out of cheese.

You had to wear a black-tie dress for babysitting, Mala? My goodness!

(PS I have a plentiful supply of posh frocks if you still need one)

I blame 2legs for the tricksiness of preparing CVs and covering letters.

It has to be 2legs fault that my telescope toppled over when I brought it inside, as it was unstable on its tripod. I've sheared off a screw on the Finderscope, and lost a screw from one of the 'slow motion cables'. It appears that Celestron don't offer a spare parts service

I blame 2legs that, after finally having a vehicle that will hold all of us (3 months of a 3 seater for a family of 4) we've somehow managed to loose the only ignition key. What makes it worse is that we've tried to get another key, but it's one of those first generation chipped keys--not programmable, so not the kind that the place up the street can copy. We took the key to a dealership while we were out of town--they were out, but this one locksmith could do it--he was closed. The locksmith was open when we passed on the way back home, but we decided to just come home. The key has to be *somewhere* but we've been looking since New Year's night (not New Year's Eve) and can't think of where else to look. It was less than half an hour between when the key was last used and when we realized it was lost...

Half an hour or halve an our?

Hope that helps.


~jwf~

If you have not found it by now ~ was anyone wearing trousers with a pant cuff ?
….. It could have fallen there. I have known that to happen . …. … .. . . . .. ...

Nope--pocketless sweatpants.