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Icy North Started conversation Sep 4, 2007
Don't some news stories cry out for a Sun-style headline? Any offers for this one?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/6977367.stm
"Man rescued as car hits buffalo
Firefighters cut a 19-year-old man free from his car after it crashed into a water buffalo in south Cumbria.
....
Police said the privately owned buffalo, known locally as William Shakespeare, died at the scene. It had escaped from a nearby field..."
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Sep 4, 2007
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Icy North Posted Sep 4, 2007
(Trying to get some Shakespeare in there)
The Maiming of the Gnu
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Researcher U197087 Posted Sep 4, 2007
*returns from Wiki*
Bubalis Bubalis toilis troublis...
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Icy North Posted Sep 4, 2007
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have bloody water buffalos thrust upon them
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Researcher U197087 Posted Sep 4, 2007
The piston ring's wherein I'll catch the carcass of the thing!
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Icy North Posted Sep 4, 2007
A crash - poor oryx! I gnu him well, buffalo of infinite jest.
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Sep 4, 2007
Insurers have beef about accident!
The Slaying of the Gnu!
To Beef or not to Beef.
Buffalo Steak Fiat to eat!
MMF
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Icy North Posted Sep 4, 2007
Is this a Jag, er, that I see before me, the bonnet towards my head?
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The Groob Posted Sep 4, 2007
Gnu Silly Moo!
or
Silly Billy Hits a Grilly
or, if I may, in the style of the Express:
Were MI5 driving a mystery "second car"?
Or in the style of the Daily Mail:
Illegal immigrant Buffaloes to bring down country
(I don't buy the papers but from what I gather, the Mail is obsessed about illegal immigrants and the Express is obsessed with Princess Diana.)
This game is fun. We should do it every day
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Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! Posted Sep 4, 2007
I like silly billy hits a grilly.
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Wolfticket Posted Sep 4, 2007
"William Shakespeare hit by Fiat Punto in South Cumbria"
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- 1: Icy North (Sep 4, 2007)
- 2: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Sep 4, 2007)
- 3: Researcher U197087 (Sep 4, 2007)
- 4: Orcus (Sep 4, 2007)
- 5: Icy North (Sep 4, 2007)
- 6: Researcher U197087 (Sep 4, 2007)
- 7: Researcher U197087 (Sep 4, 2007)
- 8: Orcus (Sep 4, 2007)
- 9: Icy North (Sep 4, 2007)
- 10: Researcher U197087 (Sep 4, 2007)
- 11: Icy North (Sep 4, 2007)
- 12: Researcher U197087 (Sep 4, 2007)
- 13: Researcher U197087 (Sep 4, 2007)
- 14: Icy North (Sep 4, 2007)
- 15: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Sep 4, 2007)
- 16: Researcher U197087 (Sep 4, 2007)
- 17: Icy North (Sep 4, 2007)
- 18: The Groob (Sep 4, 2007)
- 19: Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! (Sep 4, 2007)
- 20: Wolfticket (Sep 4, 2007)
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